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Please, Oopsie Doodle was my father’s name. Call me Doodle.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Please, Oopsie Doodle was my father’s name. Call me Doodle.
How do I explain Catherine (video game) to my fifty-year-old coworker /gen
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
How do I explain Catherine (video game) to my fifty-year-old coworker /gen
Just added Frieren to my kin list, but I have therapy on Monday so it’s fine
August 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just added Frieren to my kin list, but I have therapy on Monday so it’s fine
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I’m honored to announce that I am the winner of the Johnson County Library’s “Color Our World” Writing Contest in the short story category!
My story, “What It Becomes,” is published on the library’s blog. You can access it from the Linktree in my bio.
#writing #writers #library
My story, “What It Becomes,” is published on the library’s blog. You can access it from the Linktree in my bio.
#writing #writers #library
August 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I’ve finally found the nerve to post on this account, so I’d like to announce that my short story, “The World is a Fishbowl,” is published in the third issue of Partially Shy Literary Magazine (@partiallyshymag.bsky.social)!
To read it, you can visit their site. It’s also in my Linktree in my bio.
To read it, you can visit their site. It’s also in my Linktree in my bio.
August 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’ve finally found the nerve to post on this account, so I’d like to announce that my short story, “The World is a Fishbowl,” is published in the third issue of Partially Shy Literary Magazine (@partiallyshymag.bsky.social)!
To read it, you can visit their site. It’s also in my Linktree in my bio.
To read it, you can visit their site. It’s also in my Linktree in my bio.
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Are you even doing creative writing right if it's not damaging your psyche? The book will not save you. Nothing is salvageable in any of these piles of shit just like usual!
August 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Are you even doing creative writing right if it's not damaging your psyche? The book will not save you. Nothing is salvageable in any of these piles of shit just like usual!
“don’t leave PHI where people can see it”
ok but what if the PATIENTS are leaving their PHI everywhere 🙃
ok but what if the PATIENTS are leaving their PHI everywhere 🙃
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
“don’t leave PHI where people can see it”
ok but what if the PATIENTS are leaving their PHI everywhere 🙃
ok but what if the PATIENTS are leaving their PHI everywhere 🙃
When they say they like rap but don’t listen to King Dragon 🙄
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When they say they like rap but don’t listen to King Dragon 🙄
how do I explain hatsune miku to my 50 year old coworker /gen
June 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
how do I explain hatsune miku to my 50 year old coworker /gen
My most boomer anime opinion is that no anime opening is hitting as hard as the ones they were putting out in like 2013
June 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My most boomer anime opinion is that no anime opening is hitting as hard as the ones they were putting out in like 2013
Do y’all ever listen to the Attack on Titan opening songs just to feel something?
June 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Do y’all ever listen to the Attack on Titan opening songs just to feel something?
I want to hear y’all’s pushy salesperson stories.
I’ll start:
I was at an Ulta and an employee helped me swatch a foundation I was interested in. She TOLD ME the lightest shade was too dark for me but then proceeded to put one in my basket anyway 😭
I’ll start:
I was at an Ulta and an employee helped me swatch a foundation I was interested in. She TOLD ME the lightest shade was too dark for me but then proceeded to put one in my basket anyway 😭
April 30, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I want to hear y’all’s pushy salesperson stories.
I’ll start:
I was at an Ulta and an employee helped me swatch a foundation I was interested in. She TOLD ME the lightest shade was too dark for me but then proceeded to put one in my basket anyway 😭
I’ll start:
I was at an Ulta and an employee helped me swatch a foundation I was interested in. She TOLD ME the lightest shade was too dark for me but then proceeded to put one in my basket anyway 😭
The wrong hands: I can’t imagine what would happen if this ended up in the wrong hands
April 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The wrong hands: I can’t imagine what would happen if this ended up in the wrong hands
Lee: Has Pokémon decided that basically every spherical Pokémon should be able to kill itself via Explosion?
Me: Pokémon really said “fatphobia.”
Me: Pokémon really said “fatphobia.”
April 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Lee: Has Pokémon decided that basically every spherical Pokémon should be able to kill itself via Explosion?
Me: Pokémon really said “fatphobia.”
Me: Pokémon really said “fatphobia.”
when the depressive episode is so bad your DAD texts you 🤪
February 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
when the depressive episode is so bad your DAD texts you 🤪
wanting to get skinny for societal acceptance: 😒
wanting to get skinny so you have an excuse to buy a whole new wardrobe: 🤩
wanting to get skinny so you have an excuse to buy a whole new wardrobe: 🤩
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
wanting to get skinny for societal acceptance: 😒
wanting to get skinny so you have an excuse to buy a whole new wardrobe: 🤩
wanting to get skinny so you have an excuse to buy a whole new wardrobe: 🤩
y’all ever listen to world’s end dancehall to cope?
January 24, 2025 at 5:24 AM
y’all ever listen to world’s end dancehall to cope?
The guy at the lemonade stand was my OG online celebrity crashout
January 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The guy at the lemonade stand was my OG online celebrity crashout