My mom is visiting this week. I’m so excited.

I turn 40 this year. I can only hope my children feel the same way in 20-30 years.

Melissa: 1
Canva: 0

Don’t come after me for fraudulent charges without proof, homies. It may only be $30, but I will fight for every penny back.

Please enunciate when you call in somewhere to make an appointment. Please. Red Leather Yellow Leather that shit until you can articulate what you need. Appointment Schedulers are BEGGING.

4.5 stars. Absolutely brilliant.

Stuart Turton tells my favorite kind of story.

#booksky

Reached the point in life where my annual exam comes peppered with “at your age” prefaces to tests.

I do not feel old enough for “at your age”, y’all.

Gentle reminder that staff are not your babysitter while you’re getting your taxes done. I know the commercials make it look fun.

You’re still responsible for your own kid.

#notafrigginbabysitter #taxseasondiaries

It really doesn't matter what he says, I still can't believe any of this is real. WTF has happened to us

I have 4 different, opened bags of tortillas in my fridge. It is the most Texan part of my house.

I kept this screenshot assuming someday we might be asked to forget.

First read of 2025! I was actually gifted two copies of this book, so it appears the universe really wants me to read it. #booksky