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Mayzie
@themayzie.bsky.social
Colorado
She/Her
I lufs him! Also…IS THAT LUCY‽ Stunning 🫶🏼
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Claimed I should’ve let her figure it out. No thanks, dude.
June 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
4 years ago I was swimming in the deep end of a public pool when I heard a tiny voice behind me say “somebody help me”. I was a lifeguard for 5 years in my young-adult years so I didn’t bother looking for one of her people before my training kicked in. The dad had the nerve to be mad at me!
June 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This! I’ve made it a few times now and it’s super delicious! I use shallots instead of onion. And I put them on onion buns. Pair with caprese salad. It’s a great summer recipe to make on the grill. myhomemaderecipe.com/recipes/whit...
White Cheddar Spinach and Chicken Burgers - My Homemade Recipe
Whip up juicy chicken burgers blended with white cheddar and spinach—perfect for quick, flavorful dinners or casual gatherings.
myhomemaderecipe.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
11 months of not tracking anything is a huge cost to me. Because that $7 has now snowballed into tens of thousands of dollars of unknown spending.

Alright, I’m off my soapbox now. 👋
June 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is when I enter a miscellaneous charge for $7 and move on with my day. Accountants like to use the word ‘material’. Like, do we really care where $7 was spent? Or do we care more about $70, $700, $7000? Depends on where it lands in the grand scheme, and the cost/benefit of getting it 100% right
June 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Those plates are very pretty. I’m sure they were hard for your mom to part with.
June 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Colorado Springs has done the same. ☀️🔥
June 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Maggie does trust falls to end up in that position. 🫶🏼
June 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If they have a keypad outside of their garage, pressing enter should act as the command to close it without the code.
June 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Mayzie
What if...get this...the constitution kinda /kicks ass/. And if your instinctual response to that is to qualify that with a bunch of historical context...yeah, me too...but I'm going to ignore that instinct because I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN AN AUTOCRACY SO I'M JUST GONNA BE A CONSTITUTION HYPE MAN RN.
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Same

Wordle 1,453 3/6

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June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’m fairly confident that is poison oak.
June 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM