The mayor of Albuquerque
@themayorofquirk.bsky.social
They'll play what I tell them to play.
Hilarious. Go Chargers, I guess
January 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Hilarious. Go Chargers, I guess
Took me a second
January 12, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Took me a second
You might like the Electric Six.
January 12, 2026 at 3:16 AM
You might like the Electric Six.
It's behind schedule and over budget and we should have done this decades ago, but it's mostly reliable and they just opened a station that I can walk to.
Seattle, ladies and gentlemen!
Seattle, ladies and gentlemen!
December 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's behind schedule and over budget and we should have done this decades ago, but it's mostly reliable and they just opened a station that I can walk to.
Seattle, ladies and gentlemen!
Seattle, ladies and gentlemen!
I do like the helmets, but the jerseys scream ducks so loudly I have accidentally rooted for LA a couple of times
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I do like the helmets, but the jerseys scream ducks so loudly I have accidentally rooted for LA a couple of times
A lot of people, myself included, are saying that tonight.
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
A lot of people, myself included, are saying that tonight.
The only competitor is the Corona Christmas commercial
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The only competitor is the Corona Christmas commercial
So instead of rooting for Chicago because of one of my favorite college players, I'll just root against Green Bay for the laughs.
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So instead of rooting for Chicago because of one of my favorite college players, I'll just root against Green Bay for the laughs.
The screens require content.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The screens require content.
I need this bracket weekly all season every season.
November 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I need this bracket weekly all season every season.
Another name thats a motherf*cker: Thelonious Monk
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Another name thats a motherf*cker: Thelonious Monk
I understand wanting to talk about a good movie afterwards, but for a rewatch or CGI slop alone is cool.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I understand wanting to talk about a good movie afterwards, but for a rewatch or CGI slop alone is cool.
I remember my first download.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I remember my first download.
It's a fine sandwich spread too
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's a fine sandwich spread too
You are surrounded
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You are surrounded
Our biggest problem? This might be our only problem!
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Our biggest problem? This might be our only problem!
The lyrics to Pink Floyd's "One of these Days"
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The lyrics to Pink Floyd's "One of these Days"
So true. I was five at the time, and there were three serial killers in my kindergarten class.
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So true. I was five at the time, and there were three serial killers in my kindergarten class.
I named a cat after one of those guys.
October 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I named a cat after one of those guys.
Last week: undefeated, no votes
This week: one loss, seven votes.
This week: one loss, seven votes.
September 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Last week: undefeated, no votes
This week: one loss, seven votes.
This week: one loss, seven votes.
Me, who got permanent hearing damage at a college football game: what she said
September 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Me, who got permanent hearing damage at a college football game: what she said
You're not the only one.
September 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You're not the only one.