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Fuck Elon Musk.
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HOLY SHIT—In an unprecedented move, Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield have unilaterally declared it will **no longer pay for anesthesia care** if the surgery or procedure goes beyond an arbitrary time limit, regardless of how long the surgical procedure takes. Dark times ahead.
December 4, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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I’ll stop getting drunk on vodka and switch to being drunk on power if you just give me the keys to the largest most deadly military in human history.
December 4, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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“The rich people are gonna learn from this and maybe even change their ways”.

Honeychild, give me your hand. The only thing they are going to learn is to book future investor meetings in buildings with helicopter landing pads.

The oligarchs will stop using sidewalks before they stop abusing us.
December 5, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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MAGA was furious at me for saying this.
November 24, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Hold the fuck on.

Trump voters with preexisting conditions are out there crying now because they JUST realized Obamacare *is* the Affordable Care Act?!?

The Affordable Care Act they just voted to repeal cuz they were good thanks to… OBAMACARE?!?

Are you fucking kidding me???

I can’t with this.
November 20, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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Former WWE CFO Linda McMahon to run the Department of Education. I don’t have a punchline for this reality.
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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“This is how democrats can win the next election.”
November 19, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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A Trump supporting, anti-trans, anti-gay Republican was elected commissioner of the county where I grew up. He won despite being in jail on election night for a sexual assault in Vegas.

It’s now come out that the woman he assaulted was his daughter.

fox59.com/news/indycri...
Politician pleads guilty in sexual assault case after being elected to Hancock County Council
HANCOCK COUNTY, Ind. — A current central Indiana county commissioner has pleaded guilty in a Nevada sexual assault case, days after being elected to his local County Council. John D. Jessup – a cur…
fox59.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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FYI, instead of using block lists you can always point out that Mueller She Wrote received $57k of PPP loan forgiveness during the pandemic lockdowns for their critical work from home job of reposting stolen memes, and they will block you.
November 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Such brazen corruption happening right out in the open. Welcome to the oligarchy.
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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JUST IN: Trump announced Chris Wright, the CEO of oil and natural gas fracking services company Liberty Energy, as his pick for energy secretary.
Trump announces oil executive Chris Wright as his pick for energy secretary
Trump announced Chris Wright, the CEO of oil and natural gas fracking services company Liberty Energy, as his pick for energy secretary.
www.npr.org
November 16, 2024 at 10:57 PM