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Matt Shelton
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ASU 2007
Cal football. What a ride
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@profanity.accountant I doubt it’s very much. My mom would wash my mouth out with soap
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Reposted by Matt Shelton
use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Carson Wentz looks like he’s having as much fun as I am watching him
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How we doin now Philly? Lol
Going to be even funnier in about an hour and a half when this terrible Giants team beats the Eagles
October 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There’s no doubters and then there’s what Kyle Schwarber just did. Ghat damn
October 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just how the Jaguars drew that play up
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Dude out here trying to draft with the benefit of hindsight. Yeah I’m sure the Niners wouldn’t have traded up for Trey Lance, I’m sure the Jets wouldn’t have taken, well any QB they’ve taken, etc etc etc.

How is this news?
Bucs G.M. Jason Licht says he never would have used the fifth pick in the 2019 draft on LB Devin White, if he knew then what he knows now.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Jason Licht would have taken Devin White off the board, if he knew then what he knows now
Earlier this year, Buccaneers G.M.
www.nbcsports.com
August 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Holy choking
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Guess 4/20 Easter was just too much for the Pope to handle. RIP Big Dog
April 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
She must be introducing this beginning with episode 2
April 17, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The fact that Steph has 4,000 career threes and only one other player in history even has 3,000 (Harden - 3,127) shows just how insane this dude is @warriorsofficial.bsky.social @stephcurry30.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I’ve decided I’m ready to stop voting for generations that are older than mine. I’m 43, time for us to take over. Move aside old people, you had your run, time to stop ruining America for the rest of us. Retire off your homes you bought for $13 in 1983 and get the hell out of our way
March 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The best way I can describe the Bills style of play on offense is like they’re being controlled by an 8 year old hopped up on Mountain Dew playing Madden
January 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Cowboys have gone from average coach to average coach to average coach since about 1997. Congrats Brian Schottenheimer on the line of succession!
January 25, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Trump told the world we need to get rid of the app. People cheered. We get rid of the app. Then Trump brings the app back. The same people cheer. America is so cooked lol
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Darnold just missing open receivers all over the place. What is he doing
January 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This game has been insane. Skattebo is a game wrecker
January 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I really hate to think it, and I hope it’s not true, but the way Purdy looked gripping and limply tossing the ball and the look on his face, I’m worried it’s the UCL again
December 31, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Are you allowed to cut players at halftime? Because it’s beyond over for Jake Moody
December 31, 2024 at 2:37 AM
It’s obvious the Bears are bad, but the disfunction is amazing to watch
December 27, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Drew Lock has started three games for the Giants this year.

The good news: he has thrown 4 touchdown passes

The bad news: only one of those went to a player on his team
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Doing my first pulled ham this Christmas. Just slapped this bad boy on for his 18 hour smoke session
December 24, 2024 at 8:32 AM
The Raiders win today just took them from the top 2 of the draft, to 6th. If there was ever a bad win, you saw it in Las Vegas this afternoon
December 23, 2024 at 3:13 AM