Matt Dallinson
@themattrd.bsky.social
Co-founder How's Your Touch. Women's football writer, sports illustrator and designer. Purveyor of the SWPL agenda. Opinions my own.
Haters fear that Matt is illustrating hands again
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Haters fear that Matt is illustrating hands again
Losing at Ibrox in November would mean they'll have a likely 2 year winless run against Rangers 😬
October 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Losing at Ibrox in November would mean they'll have a likely 2 year winless run against Rangers 😬
Presented without comment, the last 20 games of a selection of Scottish strikers...
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Presented without comment, the last 20 games of a selection of Scottish strikers...
Been a while since I posted any illustration work... Scottish women's football tarot:
• The Devil (VAR Vs Lee Gibson)
•Justice (Lorraine Watson, Kylie Cockburn, & Morag Pirie)
•The Magician (Amy Gallacher)
•The Tower (Siobhan Hunter)
• The Devil (VAR Vs Lee Gibson)
•Justice (Lorraine Watson, Kylie Cockburn, & Morag Pirie)
•The Magician (Amy Gallacher)
•The Tower (Siobhan Hunter)
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Been a while since I posted any illustration work... Scottish women's football tarot:
• The Devil (VAR Vs Lee Gibson)
•Justice (Lorraine Watson, Kylie Cockburn, & Morag Pirie)
•The Magician (Amy Gallacher)
•The Tower (Siobhan Hunter)
• The Devil (VAR Vs Lee Gibson)
•Justice (Lorraine Watson, Kylie Cockburn, & Morag Pirie)
•The Magician (Amy Gallacher)
•The Tower (Siobhan Hunter)
McGov goal and assist in the first half of opening day
August 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
McGov goal and assist in the first half of opening day
I have interviewed 20 players and written ~15,000 words about the SWPL in the last week 🫡
August 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I have interviewed 20 players and written ~15,000 words about the SWPL in the last week 🫡
Jacksonville have officially declared August 2nd as Hibernian FC Women Day and I think that's just neat
📸 Hibernian on X
📸 Hibernian on X
July 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Jacksonville have officially declared August 2nd as Hibernian FC Women Day and I think that's just neat
📸 Hibernian on X
📸 Hibernian on X
Would obviously be super persnickety to rule it out based on that but her foot is on the line and she's leaning forward (obviously I have *no* bias here at all 😭)
July 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Would obviously be super persnickety to rule it out based on that but her foot is on the line and she's leaning forward (obviously I have *no* bias here at all 😭)
WoSo fans when two players share a really common name:
July 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM
WoSo fans when two players share a really common name:
Figured it was time I update the old profile photo (never really settled on whether I should have a logo or stylized profile as a freelance artist/writer/general creative)
July 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Figured it was time I update the old profile photo (never really settled on whether I should have a logo or stylized profile as a freelance artist/writer/general creative)
July 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Scotland have two of the best midfielders in world football.
Scotland players any time they get the ball:
Scotland players any time they get the ball:
May 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scotland have two of the best midfielders in world football.
Scotland players any time they get the ball:
Scotland players any time they get the ball:
An extremely quick crest exploration for OL Lyonnes based on the '77-80 badge because the badge they chose makes me sad (I am not a logo designer and refuse to spend any more time on this to fix all the obvious bits/make it a lioness/etc)
May 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
An extremely quick crest exploration for OL Lyonnes based on the '77-80 badge because the badge they chose makes me sad (I am not a logo designer and refuse to spend any more time on this to fix all the obvious bits/make it a lioness/etc)
New corner defending tactic just dropped, just drag folk to ground 👍
May 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
New corner defending tactic just dropped, just drag folk to ground 👍
🎶 Do you believe in Kathleen McGov? 🎶
🎥: BBC Alba
🎥: BBC Alba
May 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
🎶 Do you believe in Kathleen McGov? 🎶
🎥: BBC Alba
🎥: BBC Alba
Love my fans
NB: they created the account today and this is their only tweet
NB: they created the account today and this is their only tweet
May 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Love my fans
NB: they created the account today and this is their only tweet
NB: they created the account today and this is their only tweet
Just about finished the next HYT merch design and have inadvertently made it animal related again... 🐐
May 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just about finished the next HYT merch design and have inadvertently made it animal related again... 🐐
Would absolutely love to know why this happens every time we post an article on HYT... It does not make me feel funky fresh
April 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Would absolutely love to know why this happens every time we post an article on HYT... It does not make me feel funky fresh
Reckon I might set my laptop on fire before I finish this series of illustrations
April 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reckon I might set my laptop on fire before I finish this series of illustrations
Having a look through the archives and... Caroline Weir, Claire Emslie, and Lizzie Arnot circa 2013. What a ridiculous attacking trio.
February 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Having a look through the archives and... Caroline Weir, Claire Emslie, and Lizzie Arnot circa 2013. What a ridiculous attacking trio.
🐐 ✍️ 2027
With Cuthbert out I would have her in the Scotland squad in a heartbeat. Unbelievable technician.
With Cuthbert out I would have her in the Scotland squad in a heartbeat. Unbelievable technician.
February 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
🐐 ✍️ 2027
With Cuthbert out I would have her in the Scotland squad in a heartbeat. Unbelievable technician.
With Cuthbert out I would have her in the Scotland squad in a heartbeat. Unbelievable technician.
Ahem, I am not letting anyone claim Caroline Weir as a product of Arsenal's academy
February 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ahem, I am not letting anyone claim Caroline Weir as a product of Arsenal's academy
Mine this morning is *almost* normal and I've only listened to about 3 songs in it before
January 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Mine this morning is *almost* normal and I've only listened to about 3 songs in it before