The Mastiff
@themastiff.bsky.social
I'm too old for this shit. I'm also too old to take this shit. So bring it. I'm proof you don't have to be a MAGAT to be armed. Alamo party at my place!
🏳️🌈 are safe with me!
🏳️🌈 are safe with me!
Ropes don't care about treaties.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Ropes don't care about treaties.
Not hot older single women that are dying to meet you?!
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Not hot older single women that are dying to meet you?!
I'm buying cases of boathorns for protesters. Can't do illegal orders if you can’t hear them!
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I'm buying cases of boathorns for protesters. Can't do illegal orders if you can’t hear them!
You can trace his ancestry by finding others with heads shaped like a lightbulb.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You can trace his ancestry by finding others with heads shaped like a lightbulb.
Nice! Enjoy the moment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Nice! Enjoy the moment.
Wait until your idiot boyfriend goes to prison, then talk shit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Wait until your idiot boyfriend goes to prison, then talk shit.
It's time to make them swing. We wouldn't be here if Lincoln had tried the confederate generals and had them hanged.
Treason should have consequences.
Treason should have consequences.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It's time to make them swing. We wouldn't be here if Lincoln had tried the confederate generals and had them hanged.
Treason should have consequences.
Treason should have consequences.
That horse is very afraid.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That horse is very afraid.
Fuck her, she needs to die in prison.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Fuck her, she needs to die in prison.
I hope Kegsbreath ends up in GitMo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I hope Kegsbreath ends up in GitMo.
They lost me back when the care bears were introduced.
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They lost me back when the care bears were introduced.
Should have hanged the confederates, too.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Should have hanged the confederates, too.