@themasha.bsky.social
I genuinely hate that The New Yorker has resorted to using automated voices for its audio articles.
March 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I genuinely hate that The New Yorker has resorted to using automated voices for its audio articles.
Lol it’s literally created by a billionaire
Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡
Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.
Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.
March 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Lol it’s literally created by a billionaire
Reposted
American statements in the Oval Office indistinguishable from Russian propaganda and celebrated by Russian propagandists.
Russia's response to Trump's tantrum says it all really:
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
American statements in the Oval Office indistinguishable from Russian propaganda and celebrated by Russian propagandists.
I’m so pissed with the US
February 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m so pissed with the US
Dropped my daughter to the daycare for the first time 🥺 working from a nearby cafe just in case
January 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Dropped my daughter to the daycare for the first time 🥺 working from a nearby cafe just in case
Была добавлена в чат «выпускники гимназии 2007 год». Представляете вайбы?
January 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Была добавлена в чат «выпускники гимназии 2007 год». Представляете вайбы?
Before becoming a parent, I used to hate voice messages in instant messaging apps. Now I love them. I’m either recording a voice message for you, or you will never hear from me again because my hands are always too full to type.
January 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Before becoming a parent, I used to hate voice messages in instant messaging apps. Now I love them. I’m either recording a voice message for you, or you will never hear from me again because my hands are always too full to type.
Back to work after 6 months of maternity leave. I’ll be working PST hours and starting my day at 1 p.m. While my daughter is at daycare from 1 to 6 p.m., I’ll be working until it gets dark outside. At least I’ll have quality time with my daughter in the morning.
January 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Back to work after 6 months of maternity leave. I’ll be working PST hours and starting my day at 1 p.m. While my daughter is at daycare from 1 to 6 p.m., I’ll be working until it gets dark outside. At least I’ll have quality time with my daughter in the morning.
5 months of parenting: I now read summaries (including spoilers) of tv shows, and if I find them interesting enough, I watch them.
January 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
5 months of parenting: I now read summaries (including spoilers) of tv shows, and if I find them interesting enough, I watch them.
🤔 interesting choice by Booking
January 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
🤔 interesting choice by Booking
Decided to check what’s out there and applied for 4 positions. 3/4 automatic declines without a phone call. 🤡
January 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Decided to check what’s out there and applied for 4 positions. 3/4 automatic declines without a phone call. 🤡
What I thought I would miss after having a kid:
- Going out to shows/concerts/raves
- Last-minute travel
What I actually miss after having a kid:
- Cooking a meal whenever I feel like it
- Leaving the house in less than 5 minutes
- Watching a movie in one sitting
- Sleeping
- Going out to shows/concerts/raves
- Last-minute travel
What I actually miss after having a kid:
- Cooking a meal whenever I feel like it
- Leaving the house in less than 5 minutes
- Watching a movie in one sitting
- Sleeping
January 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What I thought I would miss after having a kid:
- Going out to shows/concerts/raves
- Last-minute travel
What I actually miss after having a kid:
- Cooking a meal whenever I feel like it
- Leaving the house in less than 5 minutes
- Watching a movie in one sitting
- Sleeping
- Going out to shows/concerts/raves
- Last-minute travel
What I actually miss after having a kid:
- Cooking a meal whenever I feel like it
- Leaving the house in less than 5 minutes
- Watching a movie in one sitting
- Sleeping
Gosh, I just love not being pregnant and enjoy stuff that I love: sushi, hot yoga, contrast therapy, unpasteurized cheese
January 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Gosh, I just love not being pregnant and enjoy stuff that I love: sushi, hot yoga, contrast therapy, unpasteurized cheese
Current obsession: ice bath
January 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Current obsession: ice bath
We just spent an hour planning our 5 hours baby-free time tomorrow
January 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We just spent an hour planning our 5 hours baby-free time tomorrow
My main worry when considering parenthood was whether I would enjoy it or not. You can’t really predict how you will feel. Now I’m really loving caring for and nurturing my kid, and I’m really happy with how it all turned out.
December 29, 2024 at 4:29 AM
My main worry when considering parenthood was whether I would enjoy it or not. You can’t really predict how you will feel. Now I’m really loving caring for and nurturing my kid, and I’m really happy with how it all turned out.
And just like that, Spotify surprised me with a pop-up banner that I’m out of audiobook listening hours. I had no idea there was a limited number of hours for that. Would’ve preferred a tracker or a reminder while I still had available minutes. 🤷🏼♀️
December 29, 2024 at 4:22 AM
And just like that, Spotify surprised me with a pop-up banner that I’m out of audiobook listening hours. I had no idea there was a limited number of hours for that. Would’ve preferred a tracker or a reminder while I still had available minutes. 🤷🏼♀️
Things that happen in New York: my partner goes to the same yoga class as Peter Dinklage. And no one gives a damn.
December 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Things that happen in New York: my partner goes to the same yoga class as Peter Dinklage. And no one gives a damn.
This is pretty pathetic
December 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
This is pretty pathetic
I love Brooklyn Stoop System. Found this one in a perfect condition
December 18, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I love Brooklyn Stoop System. Found this one in a perfect condition
Wtf is with linkedin these days
December 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Wtf is with linkedin these days
I love that my kid’s music classes and my zazen are in the same building
December 11, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I love that my kid’s music classes and my zazen are in the same building
Pov: breastfeeding mom goes to hot yoga
oprah winfrey is holding a microphone and saying you get milk , you get milk , you get milk .
ALT: oprah winfrey is holding a microphone and saying you get milk , you get milk , you get milk .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Pov: breastfeeding mom goes to hot yoga