Okay.

Trying a new hobby to get in touch with my inner halfling.

Are you this fella? So excited to be a fish guy! Go team Blibdilploop!

Rolled stats for the party's hired elf ranger/probable future henchelf.

Turns out they went to badass academy.

I am just glad you didn't have to deal with this bullshit we got the other day. This is not a microscopic shot, this is the actual shit that was frozen all over my car. That little rivulet of gouge in it was me going pretty hard with the scraper.

Hey, neat! My POD copy arrived!

Something new for the shelf, after I have consumed it in its entirety.

Things that happen in D&D.

Hey, this place doesn't give me a headache, so that's a win.

Thesaurus entries for these range from the “doesn’t work” to the “abjectly wrong but hilarious.”

So these are a thing. I'm not sure the popping candy adds anything to the experience, but hey, Oreos!

I'll play. If you see this, post a famous fictional weapon.

(Don't you tell me Krull isn't famous I will cut you. With the magic pizza cutter thing.)

Wish I'd taken a level in ranger. I am legitimately stumped over these weird tracks I found in my backyard just a bit ago. They're too small to be bunnies... and they don't have the central drag strip (lol) that would indicate a mouse or rat...