A linebackers or defensive lineman who plays with naked arms (no gloves, rash guards, turf shield tape, athletic tape, or elbow wraps is a lizard person who can’t be trusted and should probably be contained in a laser-bar prison tank for further questioning.

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MS NOW sounds like a clothing brand for high class hookers.

“Before deciding that question I had grasped the significance of the silence of the dog, for one true inference invariably suggests others… Obviously, the midnight visitor was someone whom the dog knew well. “
Silver Blaze - Arthur Conan Doyle

Who was Pam Bondi’s Constitutional Law professor? Asking for a Country, and the countless thousands who died for our Constitution.

If you try to cancel Disney+, their servers are slow, freezing, or overloaded. Make sure to send a message to customer support to let them know why you are canceling. I did.

Tell me you’re a bot without telling me

Winter beauties 😍