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Drake
@themarsist.bsky.social
Part Time Canadian
Receptionist: How may I help you sir?

Me: I’d like one sedation please.
June 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
These are both fake Trump tweets created to imitate what he might have said if his university grades had leaked to the public. One was written by me, the other by AI.
Which is which?!? 😀
March 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
March 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Spotted in Edmonton
March 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
March 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Canadians pulling the power supply to the US on Super Bowl Sunday
February 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Getting these pics from friends in the Deep South where I grew up. 10” on Canal Street in downtown New Orleans.

Snow on Dauphin Island, Alabama which is a small island south of Bayou La Batre, Alabama (aka Bubba Gump’s hometown).
January 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The gaslighting has begun!
January 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The struggle is real
January 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
January 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m writing the world’s first olfactory book that you read by smell.
January 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
January 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg helps his uncle Jack off a horse.
January 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m enjoying the small victories this week.
December 7, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Right now over on Twitter…
November 25, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Yeah… it’s getting weird
November 21, 2024 at 10:15 AM