Marshall Townsend
@themarshmancometh.bsky.social
I’m really “making a run at this standup thing” soon!
Shakesper? I bardly know her!
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Shakesper? I bardly know her!
Can I fucking tell you something? I am going to think SZA is a member of the Wu-Tang Clan every time I hear that name, and that is just how it’s going to be
July 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Can I fucking tell you something? I am going to think SZA is a member of the Wu-Tang Clan every time I hear that name, and that is just how it’s going to be
Whoa, that turret is fresh with all of this summer’s hottest fashions! #MilitaryParade
June 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Whoa, that turret is fresh with all of this summer’s hottest fashions! #MilitaryParade
Dude thank god I never have to go on Maron
June 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dude thank god I never have to go on Maron
Oh man, a vasectomy is a real Cull de Sac
June 9, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Oh man, a vasectomy is a real Cull de Sac
If Hinge is the app that’s meant to be deleted, Tinder is the app that isn’t intended to be installed.
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
If Hinge is the app that’s meant to be deleted, Tinder is the app that isn’t intended to be installed.
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?
Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!
Intinded*, is that something?