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How do I flirt back with the cute doctor who gave me a good survey on the IT ticket I completed for him 🙃
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
How do I flirt back with the cute doctor who gave me a good survey on the IT ticket I completed for him 🙃
Help I’ve finished all of my gingerbread coffee and it’s not even December yet
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Help I’ve finished all of my gingerbread coffee and it’s not even December yet
It always cracks me up when I lose something in my 800 square foot apartment. Like girl there ain’t that many spots to check.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It always cracks me up when I lose something in my 800 square foot apartment. Like girl there ain’t that many spots to check.
I feel like when people take a call in public using AirPods they don’t realizing they’re shouting
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I feel like when people take a call in public using AirPods they don’t realizing they’re shouting
You can’t tell me these aren’t related
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You can’t tell me these aren’t related
Just realized that this is my last 5-day week of 2025 😇
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Just realized that this is my last 5-day week of 2025 😇
Okay so everyone else saw the Northern Lights tonight?
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay so everyone else saw the Northern Lights tonight?
Drinking red wine while watching RHOSLC: it just feels right 😌
November 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Drinking red wine while watching RHOSLC: it just feels right 😌
Oh today’s weather is so hotdish coded
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Oh today’s weather is so hotdish coded
Barista asked for my name but didn’t hear and tried to clarify by saying “Bird?”
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Barista asked for my name but didn’t hear and tried to clarify by saying “Bird?”
My boyfriend keeps asking what we should watch each night.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My boyfriend keeps asking what we should watch each night.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
It is after Halloween— we should obviously watch the most unserious awful sappy holiday movie until we have seen them all.
All of my internet boyfriends have been looking so hot lately
November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
All of my internet boyfriends have been looking so hot lately
bluesky kinda poppin off today
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
bluesky kinda poppin off today
Not sombr being Grammy nominated
Girl the boycott
Girl the boycott
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Not sombr being Grammy nominated
Girl the boycott
Girl the boycott
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Good morning gay boys
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Good morning gay boys
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How could you hate me when all I do during the day is work from home and listen to Britney Spears
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How could you hate me when all I do during the day is work from home and listen to Britney Spears
I hope Debra Messing is having a good day
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hope Debra Messing is having a good day
Throwing together an acorn squash + bok Choi stir fry tonight bc that’s what’s left from my farm box this week 🙃
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Throwing together an acorn squash + bok Choi stir fry tonight bc that’s what’s left from my farm box this week 🙃
See the problem with wearing an NFL jersey out is that then people want to talk to you about that team/player and actually I have no idea what’s going on
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
See the problem with wearing an NFL jersey out is that then people want to talk to you about that team/player and actually I have no idea what’s going on
One unhinged thing about me is that I enjoy watching morning news but never watch the same program
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
One unhinged thing about me is that I enjoy watching morning news but never watch the same program
It’s exciting that Halloween is on Friday bc then I can start watching Christmas movies without shame
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s exciting that Halloween is on Friday bc then I can start watching Christmas movies without shame
Girl this Demi album
a man with a tattoo on his arm is wearing a shirt that says work
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is wearing a shirt that says work
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October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Girl this Demi album
The S subway line (Grand Central-Times Square shuttle) continues to be my favorite line: reliable, comfortable, whimsical. No notes.
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The S subway line (Grand Central-Times Square shuttle) continues to be my favorite line: reliable, comfortable, whimsical. No notes.
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i miss little mix more than i should
October 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i miss little mix more than i should