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As I told my kids Wednesday morning: we take this one day at a time until we find our bearings in the overall landscape. We support our friends that need it, we help our friends as we can. We are kind to each other, we keep our heads high.
November 8, 2024 at 7:32 PM
As I told my kids Wednesday morning: we take this one day at a time until we find our bearings in the overall landscape. We support our friends that need it, we help our friends as we can. We are kind to each other, we keep our heads high.
Big day in my life today!!! Becca, my Prius, got her BOOBS today!!!!!!!
80085 miles!!!!!
80085 miles!!!!!
September 13, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Big day in my life today!!! Becca, my Prius, got her BOOBS today!!!!!!!
80085 miles!!!!!
80085 miles!!!!!
Reporter: Mark, what did you do to prepare for the Hurricane coming towards Los Angeles?
Me: Well Bob, I preemptively masturbated at three times my normal rate. I figure if I’m gonna be stuck inside,not alone, I’ll need my memories.
Reporter:
Me:
Reporter:
Me: mimics masturbation to the camera…
Me: Well Bob, I preemptively masturbated at three times my normal rate. I figure if I’m gonna be stuck inside,not alone, I’ll need my memories.
Reporter:
Me:
Reporter:
Me: mimics masturbation to the camera…
August 20, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Reporter: Mark, what did you do to prepare for the Hurricane coming towards Los Angeles?
Me: Well Bob, I preemptively masturbated at three times my normal rate. I figure if I’m gonna be stuck inside,not alone, I’ll need my memories.
Reporter:
Me:
Reporter:
Me: mimics masturbation to the camera…
Me: Well Bob, I preemptively masturbated at three times my normal rate. I figure if I’m gonna be stuck inside,not alone, I’ll need my memories.
Reporter:
Me:
Reporter:
Me: mimics masturbation to the camera…