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The Mard
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Nobody's coming.
October 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"I LIKE WARM HUGS!"

...absolutely no chance mate.
December 22, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Nut billionaire here also caught taking more than their fair share. Swift relocation of feeder has made their income stream significantly less profitable.
November 27, 2024 at 9:27 AM
Not often you see a sparrow which has just been appointed to the House of Lords. #ornithology
November 14, 2024 at 8:06 PM