Give it 20 mins and it'll be snowing

Read that too quickly and without glasses.. got the r and the o mixed up

Well, the house is still standing, the dog has all his fur and we only had one minor drama. Crikey, teenagers these days are nothing like they were 35 years ago!

Cannot wait to see yours and @carpervert.bsky.social faces when you see the sample of S&S merch I am bringing with me.

Potential for a re-run of two years ago, where a couple of post-show shandies with you two flutes resulted in a £120 taxi from Rugby to the CSI Tarp Capital of the UK.

I've used the autoglym kit on my mini and 116 trophy car - agree for seriously foggy lights, a coarser pad or cutting agent might yield better results

Immovable hair

I know.... I was then shown this
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This was waved in front of my nose at the weekend after casually remarking I quite fancied getting a racy boxster. Thankfully HMRC has prevented me from pursuing further

I resisted the temptation to make any reference to buff or buffing so as to attract precisely your type