@themagpieoracle.bsky.social
On a holistic wellness journey looking to take my impending crone years by storm. I have lots of eclectic interests in diet, exercise, nature, spirituality, divination, Reiki, crochet, and writing.
What are muscle relaxers… sleeping pills?
Guess a muscle cant spasm if you’re unconscious.
Guess a muscle cant spasm if you’re unconscious.
February 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What are muscle relaxers… sleeping pills?
Guess a muscle cant spasm if you’re unconscious.
Guess a muscle cant spasm if you’re unconscious.
YOUR BODY DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DIET OR WORKOUT ROUTINE IF YOU'RE
CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.
CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.
February 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
YOUR BODY DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR DIET OR WORKOUT ROUTINE IF YOU'RE
CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.
CONSTANTLY OVERWHELMED BY YOUR LIFE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
PRIORITISE YOUR PEACE.
I’m in that lovely stage of life where both me and my 20 year old son are growing goatees.
February 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m in that lovely stage of life where both me and my 20 year old son are growing goatees.
I’ve been offline a bit y’all. Taking a break from social media and giving my all to getting the middle of my book written.
January 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’ve been offline a bit y’all. Taking a break from social media and giving my all to getting the middle of my book written.
What does everyone do with all the bread, eggs, and milk they stockpile? Eat French toast for weeks on end.
January 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What does everyone do with all the bread, eggs, and milk they stockpile? Eat French toast for weeks on end.
Everyone here panic buying food and it’s absurd. We’ve never been “snowed in” more than 3 days tops and that was for ice. Most of the time whatever snow lands here is gone by the afternoon.
January 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Everyone here panic buying food and it’s absurd. We’ve never been “snowed in” more than 3 days tops and that was for ice. Most of the time whatever snow lands here is gone by the afternoon.
Y’all I took my protein smoothie with me this morning and while I stopped to get gasoline, sitting in the car, the stuff froze in the cup to the point I couldn’t drink it. Yikes.
January 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Y’all I took my protein smoothie with me this morning and while I stopped to get gasoline, sitting in the car, the stuff froze in the cup to the point I couldn’t drink it. Yikes.
Dear Golden Globes, The Bear is NOT a comedy. The actor is NOT funny. He’s not supposed to be because the show is NOT a Fucking Comedy!!!!!! I really wanted to see a deserving comedic actor win. You suck.
Sincerely,
Me
Sincerely,
Me
January 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Dear Golden Globes, The Bear is NOT a comedy. The actor is NOT funny. He’s not supposed to be because the show is NOT a Fucking Comedy!!!!!! I really wanted to see a deserving comedic actor win. You suck.
Sincerely,
Me
Sincerely,
Me
A healthier you starts now
January 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A healthier you starts now
I’ve been inundated with posts about how this year sucked. So instead tell me something good. What are you proud of or happy with in 2024?
I’ll go first. I finished one novel manuscript and I’m halfway done with book 2 manuscript.
I’ll go first. I finished one novel manuscript and I’m halfway done with book 2 manuscript.
December 31, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I’ve been inundated with posts about how this year sucked. So instead tell me something good. What are you proud of or happy with in 2024?
I’ll go first. I finished one novel manuscript and I’m halfway done with book 2 manuscript.
I’ll go first. I finished one novel manuscript and I’m halfway done with book 2 manuscript.
Back at the day job after a week off is difficult. One of these days I will make a living doing what I love. And so it is.
December 30, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Back at the day job after a week off is difficult. One of these days I will make a living doing what I love. And so it is.
Some people are using a “hack” to buy then return ebooks after reading. You are hurting small indie authors when you do this as the zon charges that back to the author- zon does not take the hit the little authors do. Please use the library for free books. The library has paid the author by buying.
December 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Some people are using a “hack” to buy then return ebooks after reading. You are hurting small indie authors when you do this as the zon charges that back to the author- zon does not take the hit the little authors do. Please use the library for free books. The library has paid the author by buying.
It’s time for White Christmas because it’s not Christmas time until Bing Crosby tap dances with Danny fucking Kay.
December 23, 2024 at 12:33 AM
It’s time for White Christmas because it’s not Christmas time until Bing Crosby tap dances with Danny fucking Kay.
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This is a highly under-appreciated and underdiscussed aspect of why the 🇺🇸 oligarchy hates the idea of universal healthcare.
They want us trapped in our jobs. #MedicareForAll
They want us trapped in our jobs. #MedicareForAll
December 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
This is a highly under-appreciated and underdiscussed aspect of why the 🇺🇸 oligarchy hates the idea of universal healthcare.
They want us trapped in our jobs. #MedicareForAll
They want us trapped in our jobs. #MedicareForAll
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December 21, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Muffins baking and coffee brewing while I sit near the lit tree with a blanket all warm and cozy. These are the things I am thankful for on this cold winter solstice.
December 21, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Muffins baking and coffee brewing while I sit near the lit tree with a blanket all warm and cozy. These are the things I am thankful for on this cold winter solstice.
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Happy Winter Solstice & Merry Yule to all
#witchsky #pagansky #druidsky #spiritualsky #esotericsky #astrologysky
#witchsky #pagansky #druidsky #spiritualsky #esotericsky #astrologysky
December 20, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Happy Winter Solstice & Merry Yule to all
#witchsky #pagansky #druidsky #spiritualsky #esotericsky #astrologysky
#witchsky #pagansky #druidsky #spiritualsky #esotericsky #astrologysky
Sugar cookie dough made for cookie baking and decorating with my grown & nearly grown kids. They keep wanting to do this so I make dough every year knowing that one of these times it will be last and I prob wont know it at the time.
December 20, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Sugar cookie dough made for cookie baking and decorating with my grown & nearly grown kids. They keep wanting to do this so I make dough every year knowing that one of these times it will be last and I prob wont know it at the time.