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The magical turnip is a satirical magic the gathering news source
Breaking right from the turnip patch: Local mono-Blue player says "removal is too mean"
March 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Breaking right from the turnip patch: Local mono-Blue player says "removal is too mean"
Breaking news from the Turnip patch!
Wotc upper manager admits to using Counter spell on employees application for time off!
more to come as the situation develops
Wotc upper manager admits to using Counter spell on employees application for time off!
more to come as the situation develops
March 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Breaking news from the Turnip patch!
Wotc upper manager admits to using Counter spell on employees application for time off!
more to come as the situation develops
Wotc upper manager admits to using Counter spell on employees application for time off!
more to come as the situation develops
Wotc reveals amazing business strategy in secret lair meeting:
"really we just put less packs in the Box's and charge more each time"
"really we just put less packs in the Box's and charge more each time"
March 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Wotc reveals amazing business strategy in secret lair meeting:
"really we just put less packs in the Box's and charge more each time"
"really we just put less packs in the Box's and charge more each time"
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March 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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