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TheMagicalRealist
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The blooming sun and the whimpering rivers, a sneezing heart and talking infant, in other words, Magical Realism
Isn’t it funny how the clouds taste
how soft the thunder feels
how warm the singing wind
How your smile blooms
and the laughter of the falling rain

#magicalrealism #poetry #poem #nature #fabulism #prose
September 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
long day painting walls
spaghetti legs, tired, sigh
sleep will be good, deep

#haiku #poem #micropoem #poetry
September 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
the Chonkmeister
big buddy cat on a rollercoaster
won’t put the Dorito down
not without licking an ice cream cone!

#nonsense #poetry #cat #poem #silly #whimsy
September 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
everybody’s rushing somewhere
and i all ways ask themses;
where are you to so hastily?
there’s no finding time where ever you’re rushing!

#nonsense #proverb #poem #prose #poetry
September 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
the sun yawns awake
morning stretches with a sigh
inhale a new day

#haiku #poetry #spring #poem #writingcommunity #micropoetry #writing
September 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
if only one could give phantom friends bear hugs
and store those hugs in ice cubicles
, of course, the wrinkles too
one wonders where the heart is
how strange to dance on the surface
of an air rifle pellet

#poetry #nonsense #prose #PoetsOfBluesky #poem
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
i wake up to sit up
can’t put up nor shut up
so what’s up my ketchup
don’t fuck up don’t let up

#nonsense #poetry #poem #PoetsOfBluesky
August 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A toothbrush with a dense forest of bristles scrapes the sugar out of my crypt mouth and sugar spiders scramble and i sneeze a cobweb

#prose #poetry #surreal
August 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
In the driver’s seat
under moonlight and stars
listening to Sadness on bluetooth
dumping half a litre of sparkling sugar liquid energy down my oesophagus
just to function
to have the strength to persevere
when the Quitting Gremlin emerges in my head
to survive

#PoetsOfBluesky #poetry #poem #prose
August 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i was once (possibly thrice) discouraged from wearing potato skin as a scrotum cap in the summer on account of the classist ramifications of such a bold fashion statement

#nonsense #memoir #report #parody #satire #absurd #humor
August 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Cthulhu, a professor of Infinity and Unspeakable Horrors, charmed the sun rays out of her with his songs of terror

#nonsense #absurd #weird #surreal #DigitalArt #SkyArt #Comedy #fiction
August 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
i made the thingy
but it wouldn’t wet better
so i sold italic sausages
two for toothpicks
fortified by love
forty-five by lunch
butterflies for life

#nonsense #writersky #prose #Poetry
August 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
trees are getting dressed
pretty sun feeling impressed
spring in nature's step

#dailyhaikuprompt #Haiku #Poetry #BlueskyPhotography #Flowers #Garden #Gardening #PoetsOfBluesky
August 19, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Badger told me about Cryptozards like you!
I go, “pause.” We are sitting on the beak of a hummingbird with a table of snakes & ladders laid out between us like a dizzy scarf counting backwards to recall a forgotten sneeze.

#nonsense #prose
August 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
One must sigh with conviction
leat their heart strings come undone

#poetry #prose #nonsense
August 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
that’s deep bread
rent hanna moan toner
i close the door and hear weeping and pleading and begging
and i’m losing my hearing
and i’m dancing to milk dud eulogies on the back of a flawed memberberry
achew
gesundheit
like a bazaar
she looks like the real thing

#nonsense #poem #prose #writercommunity
August 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
[[I'm not a melt, ya welt!]]

I told me mom las' nigh' that i wozn't no melt!

she tried swinging a pan of porkies at me head!

i'll admit i lost my melon at 'er, called 'er a welt!

big mistake, that woz.

had to sneeze some heavy bolts

af'er tha' belt!

#nonsense #prose #writersky #poem #poetry
August 10, 2025 at 6:49 AM
interlocking lips with fate

With no portent, i retreat my tongue

what to do when your stimulants put you to sleep?
why must my body torture me so!
i can feel it mocking my soul

send help, i beg y’h!
we are trapped in this lowercase
snot dispenser!

#nonsense #poetry #writersky #microstory #adhd
August 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'd cook harder if I were you
Before the Early morning hot air pudding
turns ground hog larder
into curious kitchen malware.
never mind the puffy gaffes of vinegar cheesecake
panel beating the fire-crotch finder general,
whose ginger snaps sing:
all for the snorkel swivel

#nonsense #poem #writersky
August 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
GRANDMA'S GROWING FRAIL, & FADING

Few speak of how inglorious it is
fading away through old age
failing tendons, pointless obsessions
glares of pity & fear from the youth
fate's unsightly visage
death's pungent scent
it disconcerts the soul
it all leaves one drenched in melancholy
#prose #writersky
August 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
“Take my hand, Winterbell, if only i knew you better, no so well, just an insect lost in the corner of an abandoned hair dye factory. So-so sowie, my welding machine’s got the flu and mother won’t let us open the sun for cures. hope to hear from you later than never.”
#nonsense #writersky #prose
August 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
like a mole made of mint mashed into muddy mustard,
there’s plenty of pineapple puss if you look long enough

#nonsense #writingcommunity #writersky
August 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
when your soul is held together by regret
and neglect
and you’ve loathed your heart long enough
and you kiss nothing but the cold wind which traps you
how long before everlasting hand of the night takes your hand
and disintegrates you

#poem #poetry #poetrysky #writersky
August 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my bladdered butty has a chopsy problem
he does
always tamping about
always mucking about
always tucking a kraut

#nonsense #poetry #writer
August 2, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’d kiss you if you were a tissue
I’d miss you if you were a chew toy
made fun of for fun talk
along the eye liner
i lie and make you smile
below the sun and hopscotch
some chewing gum

#poem #poetry #prose #story
August 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM