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TheMaestroso (Animated WTYP)
@themaestroso.bsky.social
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I make animated videos and draw things | he/him | YT: TheMaestroso
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Screenshot of YouTube video entitled “Crab Rave 10 Hours” with a thumbnail image of a computer generated red crab dancing
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Astronaut meme with a picture of a mechanical turk diagram; first astronaut says, “It’s all just mechanical turks?”, and a second astronaut is holding a gun pointed at the first, saying “Always has been”
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Yui from the anime K-On! is superimposed over an image of the twin towers on fire, holding a wine glass and a bottle of Busch while wearing an NYPD cap with bottom meme text reading “9/11 MENTIONED”
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I’m losing it
Closeup of OP’s photo of Trump’s tweet, with the words “If this is so, which it is” circled in red
October 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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The only good Tron sequel:
Screenshot from Kingdom Hearts 2 in the Tron-inspired world, The Grid; pictured are Goofy, Donald, and Sora in classic Tron costumes, glowing lines and all, with Tron himself in the background, all readying their weapons to fight
October 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Snake: I can’t believe it, Pullman. You should’ve seen this loaf. It was…truly awful.
Pullman: So it’s true then. The right bastard…
S: I almost threw up trying to eat it. How could someone make something so diabolical?
P: *sigh* I suppose I should tell you the story; the truth about…

Soggy Bottom.
First image, above: A screenshot of a skeet from Emma Kidwell saying “hideo kojima ass bread” about a picture of a bread display at a Japanese shop with the label “White Pullman” in English above Japanese text. Second image, below: a closeup image of Paul Hollywood, a middle-aged man from Liverpool with bright blue eyes and white hair and a short beard, known for being one of the judges on The Great British Bake-Off/Baking Show
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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@alamodegames.bsky.social 😍
Unopened copy of PS5 version for “Sorry We’re Closed”
September 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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“You seein’ this shit right now?”
Close up of an image of NYC Mayor Eric Adams attending a Rosh Hoshanah event at the Sephardi Lebanese Congregation shaking hands with an attendee while wearing a gaudy outfit embroidered with Stars of David while a concerned man in the foreground looks past the camera, out of focus
September 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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TRUST ME BRO
Zoomed-in image of Kash Patel’s face, with his typical deer-in-headlights expression that makes him look like he’s trying not to say something self-incriminating
September 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Screenshot from Deltarune chapter 3, showing a dejected Mr. Tenna cowering from the camera after Susie told him they weren’t going to play his game. The “FUN” meter is almost empty. The “TV Time” logo is greyed out with a blood red “KILLED” in Chiller-esque font superimposed over it.
September 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Next time he’ll be pushing unhoused people into a comically large blender while making this face
Confused smiling emoji with one hand doing a motion that indicates being crazy
August 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Never change, bsky
Screenshot of a post showing Hakeem Jeffies claiming he hadn’t heard of Zohran Mamdani, with a reply saying “Vote blue no matter who, Hakeem” and a response to this reply saying, “I mean, honestly don’t. Democrats are worthless.”
August 16, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Three people in a line, each with a gun to the head of the person in front of them, captioned in order: "the rot of american society," "reagan," and "cars." A sniper is perched above them, with the caption "the failure of reconstruction." Gru from Despicable Me is smiling blankly and pointing a gun at the sniper, captioned, "james a garfield getting his ass torn in half by his doctors"
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Finally getting around to fixing my Death Star II lego. Turns out having a captain’s wheel be a load-bearing feature was not a great design choice
A partially disassembled Lego Death Star II on a tabletop, broken down to just the frame with the other pieces in semi-orderly stacks and piles next to it. A rag, can of compressed air, and vacuum hose for dusting are in view Close up of my hand holding the offending piece, a broken captain’s wheel, with parts of the set it of focus in the background. Originally missing one rung, now is kissing three due to simple handling and disassembly
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Alt text cause I forgot
Screencap of community rules for /democrats on reddit app, circled rule 5: No posts about Democratic Socialists
July 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Lmaoooo
July 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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🤔
Tweet by Christin Pelosi @sfpelosi: This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice. It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may - whether on Republicans or Democrats. #WeSaidEnough #MeToo
July 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Berdly from Deltarune making a Dreamworks face
July 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective waving his hand and saying “Bye bye, Basil”
July 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Thanks for bringing this vibe to bsky, great way to talk to people 👍
Screenshot of a tweet from 2017 by @BravoCoolee that reads: Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
June 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Andy’s Angels
Closeup of the three Cuomo staffers(?) who were standing in a parking spot to save it for him
June 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Either this is footage that was completed last year or someone fooled/spoofed the DF account. Considering the differences between the backgrounds and identical character poses, I’m leaning toward the latter
Screen grab of a facebook post reacting to a purported still from a new Silent Hill movie posted by the FB group Silent Hill Lovers, flabbergasted by what the poster calls a “porn parody” level of quality
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Accurate

Spotted in SF
Sun-faded poster on a door marketing Kronos Gyros, featuring a woman with long, dark hair smiling and staring directly into the camera while a wrapped, fresh gyro is floating in front of her. Text reads: eat more gyros
June 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Meme gun pointed at camera
June 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM