Maddie the Magyar
@themadmaddie.bsky.social
Aggressively objective. Awkwardly witty. Slightly funny. Unreasonably persistent. Princess of the Squirrels.
Pinned
I'm what happens when you don't learn from your mistakes
There are two countries on the planet named after women: St Lucia and Ireland.
And Ireland is debated because the name is a derivation.
There is one country on the planet named after a woman.
And Ireland is debated because the name is a derivation.
There is one country on the planet named after a woman.
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
There are two countries on the planet named after women: St Lucia and Ireland.
And Ireland is debated because the name is a derivation.
There is one country on the planet named after a woman.
And Ireland is debated because the name is a derivation.
There is one country on the planet named after a woman.
I don't ever think that violence is the answer.
But sometimes I feel it.
So, whatever side you're on, some of the fabric of me is there.
But sometimes I feel it.
So, whatever side you're on, some of the fabric of me is there.
September 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don't ever think that violence is the answer.
But sometimes I feel it.
So, whatever side you're on, some of the fabric of me is there.
But sometimes I feel it.
So, whatever side you're on, some of the fabric of me is there.
My boss and I have the same name. In a meeting, I referred to her as "Original Recipe Amanda."
She said if the name catches on, I'll be in trouble.
I guess we know who is "spicy chicken" now...
She said if the name catches on, I'll be in trouble.
I guess we know who is "spicy chicken" now...
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
My boss and I have the same name. In a meeting, I referred to her as "Original Recipe Amanda."
She said if the name catches on, I'll be in trouble.
I guess we know who is "spicy chicken" now...
She said if the name catches on, I'll be in trouble.
I guess we know who is "spicy chicken" now...
Pamela Anderson is gorgeous
August 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Pamela Anderson is gorgeous
Said goodbye to my cat after about 14 years.
What a privilege to hold this grief; to hold this story across these chapers of mine.
What a privilege to hold this grief; to hold this story across these chapers of mine.
August 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Said goodbye to my cat after about 14 years.
What a privilege to hold this grief; to hold this story across these chapers of mine.
What a privilege to hold this grief; to hold this story across these chapers of mine.
Hey! Remember being fun?
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hey! Remember being fun?
AI is a Sagittarius
August 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
AI is a Sagittarius
First off, if you didn't want me changing all the settings, you shouldn't have made the password 1234....
July 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
First off, if you didn't want me changing all the settings, you shouldn't have made the password 1234....
Well, they replaced the "normal" coffee maker with an espresso machine.
It's 9am.
I can taste sound.
It's 9am.
I can taste sound.
July 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Well, they replaced the "normal" coffee maker with an espresso machine.
It's 9am.
I can taste sound.
It's 9am.
I can taste sound.
How long should you work for a company before you prank it?
Asking for a friend...or to advance the plot....
Asking for a friend...or to advance the plot....
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
How long should you work for a company before you prank it?
Asking for a friend...or to advance the plot....
Asking for a friend...or to advance the plot....
I want to be clear, asking me for advice is like asking a house fire for home improvement tips
July 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I want to be clear, asking me for advice is like asking a house fire for home improvement tips
Spoiler Alert: No one knows how to use a comma.
July 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Spoiler Alert: No one knows how to use a comma.
Maybe you light incense. Maybe you scrub one weird corner of the bathroom and then disappear into a three-hour YouTube spiral. No one can predict you.
- Akos
- Akos
July 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maybe you light incense. Maybe you scrub one weird corner of the bathroom and then disappear into a three-hour YouTube spiral. No one can predict you.
- Akos
- Akos
All right AI calm down.... you're starting to sound like a man who has no idea what's going on but it's going to tell me about it anyway....
July 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
All right AI calm down.... you're starting to sound like a man who has no idea what's going on but it's going to tell me about it anyway....
And I quote: There wouldn't need to be a list if we believed women and girls.
July 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
And I quote: There wouldn't need to be a list if we believed women and girls.
What's up Butterfly Guild?
July 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What's up Butterfly Guild?
No, no....I'll play dumb for a good plot
July 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No, no....I'll play dumb for a good plot
We got 2 more hours in this meeting and I have made POOR hydration choices.
June 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
We got 2 more hours in this meeting and I have made POOR hydration choices.
T: How's the new job going?
M: Fine.
T: No, really. How is it?
M:
T:
M: Today I had to take off my makeup, shirt and pants....but they gave me a free pair of socks.
T:
M:
T: OnlyFa-
M: Learning strategist. I can't tell where the path goes, I can only merely walk it.
M: Fine.
T: No, really. How is it?
M:
T:
M: Today I had to take off my makeup, shirt and pants....but they gave me a free pair of socks.
T:
M:
T: OnlyFa-
M: Learning strategist. I can't tell where the path goes, I can only merely walk it.
June 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
T: How's the new job going?
M: Fine.
T: No, really. How is it?
M:
T:
M: Today I had to take off my makeup, shirt and pants....but they gave me a free pair of socks.
T:
M:
T: OnlyFa-
M: Learning strategist. I can't tell where the path goes, I can only merely walk it.
M: Fine.
T: No, really. How is it?
M:
T:
M: Today I had to take off my makeup, shirt and pants....but they gave me a free pair of socks.
T:
M:
T: OnlyFa-
M: Learning strategist. I can't tell where the path goes, I can only merely walk it.
The only hill I am willing to die on is hill-arity
June 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The only hill I am willing to die on is hill-arity
It's embarrassing how much a free sticker excites me these days.
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's embarrassing how much a free sticker excites me these days.
If I learned anything about risk and risk mitigation it's from having pet rats.
When you have rats, you cannot stop the chaos you can only hope to contain it.
When you have rats, you cannot stop the chaos you can only hope to contain it.
June 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I learned anything about risk and risk mitigation it's from having pet rats.
When you have rats, you cannot stop the chaos you can only hope to contain it.
When you have rats, you cannot stop the chaos you can only hope to contain it.
I'm sorry for being so salty...apparently I was dehydrayed...
June 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I'm sorry for being so salty...apparently I was dehydrayed...
The '80s definitely taught me that electrocuting a Barbie doll could solve a LOT more problems than it does.
May 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The '80s definitely taught me that electrocuting a Barbie doll could solve a LOT more problems than it does.