MachetieDawg
@themachetiedawg.bsky.social
The ORIGINAL
I do not like bananas don't give me bananas
I do not like bananas don't give me bananas
The Peanut got a bath and her nails trimmed and now she's a sleepy pink dinosaur
August 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Peanut got a bath and her nails trimmed and now she's a sleepy pink dinosaur
My Tiny Cat sissie took her last breaths in mommy's arms. She passed away at nearly 19. Mommy is not ok. I've never seen her like this. We all miss her so much but mommy is broken and I'm tryin so hard to help her. I lurv you my tiny cat.
July 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My Tiny Cat sissie took her last breaths in mommy's arms. She passed away at nearly 19. Mommy is not ok. I've never seen her like this. We all miss her so much but mommy is broken and I'm tryin so hard to help her. I lurv you my tiny cat.
If you tell me I can have a bite of your sandwich please specify if it's a Maxhetie size bite or a mommy size bite because these are 2 different concepts.
June 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you tell me I can have a bite of your sandwich please specify if it's a Maxhetie size bite or a mommy size bite because these are 2 different concepts.
Tiny dog is wandering around another level of the house unsupervised.
I do not recommend this.
I do not recommend this.
June 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tiny dog is wandering around another level of the house unsupervised.
I do not recommend this.
I do not recommend this.
I assault Tiny Cat with kisses every day
June 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I assault Tiny Cat with kisses every day
Me and Tiny Cat sleeping together last night
May 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Me and Tiny Cat sleeping together last night
Late last night mommy thought Tiny Cat's outstretched leg was the remote & grabbed it and pulled up and hoo boy did she get the stink eye from the sleeping flouf
May 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Late last night mommy thought Tiny Cat's outstretched leg was the remote & grabbed it and pulled up and hoo boy did she get the stink eye from the sleeping flouf
I would like to announce none of us drink out of the toilet.
Thank you
Thank you
May 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I would like to announce none of us drink out of the toilet.
Thank you
Thank you
Today I was just existing large in the front yard being admired by the peoples passing by
May 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Today I was just existing large in the front yard being admired by the peoples passing by
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And well deserved. You have such a beautiful smile, Machetie.
May 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
And well deserved. You have such a beautiful smile, Machetie.
It's raining today
No walkies
I have to let out my energy by running laps around the house
Then napping. My favorite movie is Spaceballs.
No walkies
I have to let out my energy by running laps around the house
Then napping. My favorite movie is Spaceballs.
April 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's raining today
No walkies
I have to let out my energy by running laps around the house
Then napping. My favorite movie is Spaceballs.
No walkies
I have to let out my energy by running laps around the house
Then napping. My favorite movie is Spaceballs.
I got beef with the windex spray bottle
April 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I got beef with the windex spray bottle
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Sorry that I’m not scrolling here as much…sending some ear rubs 😆😆
April 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Sorry that I’m not scrolling here as much…sending some ear rubs 😆😆
No one is paying attention to me here
April 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No one is paying attention to me here
Mommy called tiny dog "mini mighty mega man" and I think I'm gonna throw up
April 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Mommy called tiny dog "mini mighty mega man" and I think I'm gonna throw up
Le Mutt got a bath today. I did everything I could to save her. I barked into the closet pretending there was a lion in there or something to distract mommy but she wasn't falling for it. Poor Peanut.
April 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Le Mutt got a bath today. I did everything I could to save her. I barked into the closet pretending there was a lion in there or something to distract mommy but she wasn't falling for it. Poor Peanut.
I accidentally ate a bug. Now I'm a murderer. I feel horrible.
April 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I accidentally ate a bug. Now I'm a murderer. I feel horrible.
I got beef with the scale with the vet. Thus, I make two whole human beings put me on it. I dig in and refuse to be of any assistance whatsoever. The scale knows what it did.
April 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I got beef with the scale with the vet. Thus, I make two whole human beings put me on it. I dig in and refuse to be of any assistance whatsoever. The scale knows what it did.
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Chewy truck is like the Good Humor truck for human types.
a man is standing in front of an ice cream truck
ALT: a man is standing in front of an ice cream truck
media.tenor.com
March 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chewy truck is like the Good Humor truck for human types.
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@themachetiedawg.bsky.social
Machetie! Dawg! Good to see you again. (We were friends once, in the before X days).
Machetie! Dawg! Good to see you again. (We were friends once, in the before X days).
March 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@themachetiedawg.bsky.social
Machetie! Dawg! Good to see you again. (We were friends once, in the before X days).
Machetie! Dawg! Good to see you again. (We were friends once, in the before X days).
I went to the bank today.
As usual I was very popular.
And handsome natch.
I was wearing my koala bear jam jams.
I have to go now. The chewy snack delivery just arrived.
As usual I was very popular.
And handsome natch.
I was wearing my koala bear jam jams.
I have to go now. The chewy snack delivery just arrived.
March 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I went to the bank today.
As usual I was very popular.
And handsome natch.
I was wearing my koala bear jam jams.
I have to go now. The chewy snack delivery just arrived.
As usual I was very popular.
And handsome natch.
I was wearing my koala bear jam jams.
I have to go now. The chewy snack delivery just arrived.
I went to the dry cleaners with mommy and to ups
I was very popular in both places of course
I was very popular in both places of course
March 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I went to the dry cleaners with mommy and to ups
I was very popular in both places of course
I was very popular in both places of course
Mommy and I went into the ups to mail something and I was very popular
She then took the littles to the bank and they were very popular there too
Everyone is very popular here
Tiny cat doesn't care what people think.
She then took the littles to the bank and they were very popular there too
Everyone is very popular here
Tiny cat doesn't care what people think.
March 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mommy and I went into the ups to mail something and I was very popular
She then took the littles to the bank and they were very popular there too
Everyone is very popular here
Tiny cat doesn't care what people think.
She then took the littles to the bank and they were very popular there too
Everyone is very popular here
Tiny cat doesn't care what people think.