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Upon opening up every new "this needs to be put together" toy...
Bebje: Let's dump this all out so we can save some time! ☺️☺️
Bebje: Let's dump this all out so we can save some time! ☺️☺️
December 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Upon opening up every new "this needs to be put together" toy...
Bebje: Let's dump this all out so we can save some time! ☺️☺️
Bebje: Let's dump this all out so we can save some time! ☺️☺️
Shopping at Big Y when a kid about 8-9yo asks where the yogurt is ..
Me: Down this aisle on the left-hand side
Kid: Thanks
Bebje: Is that older guy buying yogurt?
Because of this interaction, I forgot to buy cream cheese, which is the reason we went grocery shopping in the first place
Me: Down this aisle on the left-hand side
Kid: Thanks
Bebje: Is that older guy buying yogurt?
Because of this interaction, I forgot to buy cream cheese, which is the reason we went grocery shopping in the first place
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Shopping at Big Y when a kid about 8-9yo asks where the yogurt is ..
Me: Down this aisle on the left-hand side
Kid: Thanks
Bebje: Is that older guy buying yogurt?
Because of this interaction, I forgot to buy cream cheese, which is the reason we went grocery shopping in the first place
Me: Down this aisle on the left-hand side
Kid: Thanks
Bebje: Is that older guy buying yogurt?
Because of this interaction, I forgot to buy cream cheese, which is the reason we went grocery shopping in the first place
While on I-90 on a mini-roadtrip
Bebje: wahh wahh wa... I can't speak... Why? Why am I not speaking? Why can't I speak? Why?
Joe and I: 🙃🙃🙃
Bebje: oh, I just needed to yawn
Bebje: wahh wahh wa... I can't speak... Why? Why am I not speaking? Why can't I speak? Why?
Joe and I: 🙃🙃🙃
Bebje: oh, I just needed to yawn
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
While on I-90 on a mini-roadtrip
Bebje: wahh wahh wa... I can't speak... Why? Why am I not speaking? Why can't I speak? Why?
Joe and I: 🙃🙃🙃
Bebje: oh, I just needed to yawn
Bebje: wahh wahh wa... I can't speak... Why? Why am I not speaking? Why can't I speak? Why?
Joe and I: 🙃🙃🙃
Bebje: oh, I just needed to yawn
Me (referring to our newborn): I'm going to miss those jerky movements in a couple months when he learns how to move
Joe (nodding): I don't know what my favorite age is, but it isn't almost 4...
Bebje turns 4 in January 🤣🤣🤣
Joe (nodding): I don't know what my favorite age is, but it isn't almost 4...
Bebje turns 4 in January 🤣🤣🤣
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Me (referring to our newborn): I'm going to miss those jerky movements in a couple months when he learns how to move
Joe (nodding): I don't know what my favorite age is, but it isn't almost 4...
Bebje turns 4 in January 🤣🤣🤣
Joe (nodding): I don't know what my favorite age is, but it isn't almost 4...
Bebje turns 4 in January 🤣🤣🤣
Watching the Little Bug falling asleep on my lap...
Bebje: He's a wittle stah sweepah
Me: 😭😭😭😭
Bebje: He's a wittle stah sweepah
Me: 😭😭😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Watching the Little Bug falling asleep on my lap...
Bebje: He's a wittle stah sweepah
Me: 😭😭😭😭
Bebje: He's a wittle stah sweepah
Me: 😭😭😭😭
Bebje trying Swedish Fish: "Mmmmmm... They really ARE sweet!"
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Bebje trying Swedish Fish: "Mmmmmm... They really ARE sweet!"
First thing Bebje said upon visiting us at the hospital: "I said I didn't WANT a baby"
🙄🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄
October 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
First thing Bebje said upon visiting us at the hospital: "I said I didn't WANT a baby"
🙄🙄🙄
🙄🙄🙄
Bebje made a new friend while we wait at the DMV. He just (loudly) told her how "I poop ALL the time"
September 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Bebje made a new friend while we wait at the DMV. He just (loudly) told her how "I poop ALL the time"
Bebje did not want the grapes that I bought yesterday. Instead he asked for regular grapes which are "gween cunchy gwapes that grow on twees"
Miraculously, I found an unopened bag of green crunchy grapes that grow on trees right in the fridge where I thought I had put the grapes I bought yesterday.
Miraculously, I found an unopened bag of green crunchy grapes that grow on trees right in the fridge where I thought I had put the grapes I bought yesterday.
September 8, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Bebje did not want the grapes that I bought yesterday. Instead he asked for regular grapes which are "gween cunchy gwapes that grow on twees"
Miraculously, I found an unopened bag of green crunchy grapes that grow on trees right in the fridge where I thought I had put the grapes I bought yesterday.
Miraculously, I found an unopened bag of green crunchy grapes that grow on trees right in the fridge where I thought I had put the grapes I bought yesterday.
Last night, the vent for the AC popped out of the window and clattered loudly on the floor, waking us up.
My response: "Whaa...?!"
Bebje's response: "Why are we doing this?"
My response: "Whaa...?!"
Bebje's response: "Why are we doing this?"
September 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Last night, the vent for the AC popped out of the window and clattered loudly on the floor, waking us up.
My response: "Whaa...?!"
Bebje's response: "Why are we doing this?"
My response: "Whaa...?!"
Bebje's response: "Why are we doing this?"
The cats are in carriers to come with me to work
Bebje: "Suh-Wedmun is scwatching to get out?"
Me: "Yep"
Bebje: "Scwatching isnn get-outing, Suh-Wedmun"
Bebje: "Suh-Wedmun is scwatching to get out?"
Me: "Yep"
Bebje: "Scwatching isnn get-outing, Suh-Wedmun"
July 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The cats are in carriers to come with me to work
Bebje: "Suh-Wedmun is scwatching to get out?"
Me: "Yep"
Bebje: "Scwatching isnn get-outing, Suh-Wedmun"
Bebje: "Suh-Wedmun is scwatching to get out?"
Me: "Yep"
Bebje: "Scwatching isnn get-outing, Suh-Wedmun"
*Bebje keeps poking one of my thighs*
Me: "what are you doing?"
Bebje: "jus touchin yaw skin fwag"
Me: "my skin tag?"
Bebje: "issa skin FWAG"
Me: "skin flag?"
Bebje: "yup!"
Me: "what are you doing?"
Bebje: "jus touchin yaw skin fwag"
Me: "my skin tag?"
Bebje: "issa skin FWAG"
Me: "skin flag?"
Bebje: "yup!"
June 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*Bebje keeps poking one of my thighs*
Me: "what are you doing?"
Bebje: "jus touchin yaw skin fwag"
Me: "my skin tag?"
Bebje: "issa skin FWAG"
Me: "skin flag?"
Bebje: "yup!"
Me: "what are you doing?"
Bebje: "jus touchin yaw skin fwag"
Me: "my skin tag?"
Bebje: "issa skin FWAG"
Me: "skin flag?"
Bebje: "yup!"
Okay, shit is getting real... We just ordered a new travel system. Getting excited to meet the Little Bug
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, shit is getting real... We just ordered a new travel system. Getting excited to meet the Little Bug
Joe, attempting to get Bebje to settle down and eat his breakfast: "Hey! Gooberton!"
Bebje: "Gooberton is leaving! 😤😤😤"
Bebje: "Gooberton is leaving! 😤😤😤"
May 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Joe, attempting to get Bebje to settle down and eat his breakfast: "Hey! Gooberton!"
Bebje: "Gooberton is leaving! 😤😤😤"
Bebje: "Gooberton is leaving! 😤😤😤"
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JK Rowling now has an online form for TERFs who want to sue trans people. Everyone keep a careful eye out to make sure nobody accidentally pastes the Bee Movie script in there.
jkrwf.org/check-eligib...
jkrwf.org/check-eligib...
Check Eligibility | The J.K. Rowling Women’s Fund
jkrwf.org
May 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
JK Rowling now has an online form for TERFs who want to sue trans people. Everyone keep a careful eye out to make sure nobody accidentally pastes the Bee Movie script in there.
jkrwf.org/check-eligib...
jkrwf.org/check-eligib...
Me: "Bebje, if you want to sleep in here, you can't hit or kick"
Bebje: "I don't want to hit. I don't want to bang. I just want to zombie"
Bebje: "I don't want to hit. I don't want to bang. I just want to zombie"
May 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me: "Bebje, if you want to sleep in here, you can't hit or kick"
Bebje: "I don't want to hit. I don't want to bang. I just want to zombie"
Bebje: "I don't want to hit. I don't want to bang. I just want to zombie"
Not to brag, but Bebje not only ALLOWED me to sing a song, but he was "beat boxing" along the entire time.
May 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Not to brag, but Bebje not only ALLOWED me to sing a song, but he was "beat boxing" along the entire time.
I recently bought a quarter watermelon and not only did I actually cut it up, but we ate the whole thing before it went bad.
Please congratulate me
Please congratulate me
May 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I recently bought a quarter watermelon and not only did I actually cut it up, but we ate the whole thing before it went bad.
Please congratulate me
Please congratulate me
Not a bad way to be. Even though he is snoring loudly right in my ear
April 17, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Not a bad way to be. Even though he is snoring loudly right in my ear
Bebje upon walking up, without even opening his eyes: "Mooommm da naughty monkey was on da minivan!"
He then rolled back over and fell asleep
He then rolled back over and fell asleep
April 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Bebje upon walking up, without even opening his eyes: "Mooommm da naughty monkey was on da minivan!"
He then rolled back over and fell asleep
He then rolled back over and fell asleep
No one prepares you for the first time you don't want to eat your pizza crusts after your dog passes.
April 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
No one prepares you for the first time you don't want to eat your pizza crusts after your dog passes.
Bebje: "I'm coughing because dares miruses in my bum."
Me: "oh no! How do we get rid of them?"
Bebje: "we smack our bum with our hands. Let's do it"
::Bebje proceeds to smack his bum repeatedly::
Me: "oh no! How do we get rid of them?"
Bebje: "we smack our bum with our hands. Let's do it"
::Bebje proceeds to smack his bum repeatedly::
April 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Bebje: "I'm coughing because dares miruses in my bum."
Me: "oh no! How do we get rid of them?"
Bebje: "we smack our bum with our hands. Let's do it"
::Bebje proceeds to smack his bum repeatedly::
Me: "oh no! How do we get rid of them?"
Bebje: "we smack our bum with our hands. Let's do it"
::Bebje proceeds to smack his bum repeatedly::
March is Pregnancy After Loss Awareness Month
This pregnancy follows 2 miscarriages for me so hopefully we'll meet our double rainbow baby as planned.
This pregnancy follows 2 miscarriages for me so hopefully we'll meet our double rainbow baby as planned.
March 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
March is Pregnancy After Loss Awareness Month
This pregnancy follows 2 miscarriages for me so hopefully we'll meet our double rainbow baby as planned.
This pregnancy follows 2 miscarriages for me so hopefully we'll meet our double rainbow baby as planned.
First call to Poison Control is in the books. Surprised it took 3 years, but for the record, most normal body lotions are non toxic. 🙄🙄🙄
March 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
First call to Poison Control is in the books. Surprised it took 3 years, but for the record, most normal body lotions are non toxic. 🙄🙄🙄
There are no kings in America
February 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
There are no kings in America