The Lush Kitch
@thelushkitch.bsky.social
No... no, mine is much bigger
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No... no, mine is much bigger
Zorhan (stupid autocorrect)
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Zorhan (stupid autocorrect)
Michael, Johan was elected a few days ago and there's no new affordable housing... hasn't he failed already? (Sarcasm. Gotta account for Poe's law)
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Michael, Johan was elected a few days ago and there's no new affordable housing... hasn't he failed already? (Sarcasm. Gotta account for Poe's law)
Not just hate. They want them to die.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Not just hate. They want them to die.
Yeah, 'normie' feels very fascist to me, like normies think anyone criminalized needs to be punished.
September 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Yeah, 'normie' feels very fascist to me, like normies think anyone criminalized needs to be punished.
Oh yeah, let's hand all that to the tech-NAZIs, what could go wrong
September 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oh yeah, let's hand all that to the tech-NAZIs, what could go wrong
They successfully made me want to watch Jimmy Kimmel. Not on their shit service, of course.
September 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They successfully made me want to watch Jimmy Kimmel. Not on their shit service, of course.
Love me some rage. Only appreciate them more as I get older.
September 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Love me some rage. Only appreciate them more as I get older.
It's eugenics (which is inherently dumb as shit). He said what the rich want: kill all the poor. They are well into the project.
September 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
It's eugenics (which is inherently dumb as shit). He said what the rich want: kill all the poor. They are well into the project.
Could be calling sad slices of bread with butter and a thin slice of raddish a 'sandwich'
September 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Could be calling sad slices of bread with butter and a thin slice of raddish a 'sandwich'
Thank God I'm bald; need my leg room.
September 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Thank God I'm bald; need my leg room.
I wouldn't say no to heroin at this juncture
September 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wouldn't say no to heroin at this juncture
My anti-joke versionof a classic:
Russian: "What's so great about the US?
American: "I can stand on the steps of the white house and say the president may not always make the very best decisions."
Masked ICE drag the man away to die in a concentration camp.
Russian: "What's so great about the US?
American: "I can stand on the steps of the white house and say the president may not always make the very best decisions."
Masked ICE drag the man away to die in a concentration camp.
September 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My anti-joke versionof a classic:
Russian: "What's so great about the US?
American: "I can stand on the steps of the white house and say the president may not always make the very best decisions."
Masked ICE drag the man away to die in a concentration camp.
Russian: "What's so great about the US?
American: "I can stand on the steps of the white house and say the president may not always make the very best decisions."
Masked ICE drag the man away to die in a concentration camp.
Can I *shame* strangers on the internet?
September 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Can I *shame* strangers on the internet?
Those heathens at Redville zoo said pygmie marmasets are the cutest animal; ludicrous to the point of heresy. Oh! Did red pandas just cease to exist, you fools! Ready the poison tipped blow guns (the only civilized zookeeper weapon).
September 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Those heathens at Redville zoo said pygmie marmasets are the cutest animal; ludicrous to the point of heresy. Oh! Did red pandas just cease to exist, you fools! Ready the poison tipped blow guns (the only civilized zookeeper weapon).
Yeah. Ken seems honestly solid, and happy for it. I'll join the Ken Jennings Jeopardy army
September 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yeah. Ken seems honestly solid, and happy for it. I'll join the Ken Jennings Jeopardy army
Clearly we need more Xp
September 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Clearly we need more Xp
Mercator projection pulling a lot of weight there
September 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Mercator projection pulling a lot of weight there
From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit hot rhymes at thee.
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
From Hell's heart I stab at thee. For hate's sake I spit hot rhymes at thee.
Ignore what NAZIs say. They hate truth. Their words are only intended to subvert truth and intimidate.
Respond to what they do only
Respond to what they do only
September 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ignore what NAZIs say. They hate truth. Their words are only intended to subvert truth and intimidate.
Respond to what they do only
Respond to what they do only
I was hoping Jennifer Coolidge was smarter than the characters that she plays.
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I was hoping Jennifer Coolidge was smarter than the characters that she plays.
Maybe MAGA are constant liars and we should systematically ignore what they say, and focus on what they do.
September 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Maybe MAGA are constant liars and we should systematically ignore what they say, and focus on what they do.
No kid. Don't lick the president; you'll catch something.
September 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
No kid. Don't lick the president; you'll catch something.