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a certain Damon Sellers
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Comedianing from 2014-2021. Other stuff before and since that. He/him/they/them/y’all/folks. Abolish the police and prisons.
My favorite parts of The Office (2005) were when they got down to business and achieved record profits.
April 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There should be a police procedural that’s so grounded it fully embraces the corruption of that institution, except all the guns are Nerf™️.
April 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The Abhorring Twenties
February 4, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Starry née Sierra Mist née Slice.
January 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
One of these days, I’m finally going to Tár and feather somebody.
December 30, 2024 at 8:40 PM
You know, I’m something of a cinephile. They call me the Matt Gaetz of Movies.
December 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Here’s a great post mortem of the 2024 election. Yippee!

youtu.be/Z8R4XeNcHu8?...
Is Everyone Stupid? An Election Investigation – SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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December 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Me: no, everything’s going super great. Why?
Them:
October 2, 2023 at 7:42 AM
She really Walton my Goggins.
October 2, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Sean Parker, to Walton Goggins: “Lose the first N. It’s hobbit-ier.”
October 2, 2023 at 7:37 AM
3 words: Bill. Walton. Goggins.
October 2, 2023 at 7:34 AM
Question: should I go ahead and repost all ~6200 of my tweets here, over from my 260 follower account?
October 2, 2023 at 12:10 AM