I will be taking diligent notes, thank you.

Thank you for telling me this! I feel vindicated!!

& the opposite! I had never seen “segue” written anywhere, only heard it, so was convinced it was segway. Then the scooter thing came and confirmed it (to me.) Seeing it in text for the first time was like being told I was adopted.

Only recently learned that “respite” is RES-PIT and not RE-SPITE. The latter feels better, like re-lax in your re-spite.

Looks like Spongebob’s got the Suds again.

LITERALLYYYYYY this looks like Stephen Miller.

I feel thisssss. The constant triple digits just cook all of our brains out here, so much so that when I see people posting in cozy sweaters & scarves w/hot beverages I am thrust into a banshee-like jealous rage. SORRY I RIPPED YOUR FACE OFF, JANICE, I CANT HEAR CHRISTMAS CAROLS OVER MY AC

As an Arizonan I can relate.

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“ITS PEDOS OR DEMOCRATS, PEOPLE.” Huh, kind of like the last 3 presidencies?