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The_Long_Snail
@thelongsnail.bsky.social
Wannabe Writer and Gamedev (both N/SFW), Professional Procastinator, Eater of Pancakes, Planter of Trees, Watcher of Stars.

⚠️BEWARE, FOR THERE IS HORNY IN THIS PLACE⚠️
I aspire to reach this level of smutness and hability.
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Shes just a ungry lil tzipora
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
She begged "No Mooore", but the Holy Hand, but the Holy Hand ignored her plea
*headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat headpat*
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
She looks like someone who loves tea and deep philosphical conversation.
And, as someone pointed out headpats. Lots of headpats
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Love how basically eveybody loves Thing. He's just chill like that.
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Whats the robot behind her?
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
She shall be prottected at ALL costs!
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
TZIPORA! DONT TOUCH THE FORBIDEN BRASILIAN STYLE GAS CANNISTER!

IT'LL GROW YOU ANOTHER ARM!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
*Who Will Know starts playing in the background*
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I hope this is a desperte death rattle. They KNOW we hate them, they KNOW we know they are fascists nazis and pedos, they KNOW that, once the bell drops, their heads will be on the stake. So, they become desperte enough to try pulling this kinda shit. And they KNOW it wont work
October 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So, we can have this happen again? Or is the moon too far away for this to ever happen again now?
October 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
HE HAS RISEN BABY GIRL!!

Paladin- fuck (mettalic)
October 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
What makes you say that? Not judging or looking for a fight, just curious since what I hear is that it is real (not using Twitter or here as search engine, Im not THAT dumb)
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
And so, it begins

*godzilla theme*
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If even a kinky catgirl is saying what you're doing is freaky, theres a VERY HIGH chance you have a problem.
# freakyonlyinbed
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Scientifically and climate acurate T-Rex, my beloved
October 10, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The french strikes again
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
These types of people are shallower than puddles
September 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM