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Unimportant ramblings of a Disgruntled Canadian. Stardew, Hockey, 2SLGBTQIA+ & disability rights (& wrongs), road cyclist.
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Chirps my own.
Plus fighting has gone up 300% since his return 😂
May 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Bottle Blondi
May 2, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Papier d’Arménie rose
May 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Drai will always have MY heart 😜
May 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The people who were like “America was a bastion of fairness and democracy up until just now!” Are fucking idiots.
April 20, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cunty Canadian in a bad mood
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I’ll be sad if he goes.
April 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank you for this info!! 🥰
April 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Can you share the info? turbotax ain’t getting my $ anymore.
April 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Petition to revive the team name Vancouver Millionaires (because you have to be rich to live here)
April 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh fuck yes
April 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Love Jake’s dad
April 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Somehow he’s sweaty, sunburnt AND decrepit. And I’m not talking about his spasmodic dysphonia.

Why are these geezers making decisions for futures they won’t live to see?
April 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Love when they fight, HATE when they get hurt.
April 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The Folksmen - Blood on the Coals (MadTV)
YouTube video by eltronjesus
youtu.be
April 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I’m 3/5 today, but I found a public toilet with warm water AND paper towels so my hands are no longer numb. And walking the extra blocks will keep me warm 🤞
April 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Yes! In Italy the doge was elected through a rigorous process.
April 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Only if the Botox hasn’t paralyzed her crying muscles
April 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Perfect. I like the Italian method, too. String ‘em upside down at a gas station.
April 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM