Basil
@thelongestone.bsky.social
Not broken, just bent. Views stolen with gay abandon. Rainbow 🏳️🌈warrior I sTand with Trans 🏳️⚧️
So I spent the morning up early for breakfast, then running around the Olympic stadium in Athens, then getting a flight back and getting home despite the DLR being mostly closed. May have tomorrow off.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So I spent the morning up early for breakfast, then running around the Olympic stadium in Athens, then getting a flight back and getting home despite the DLR being mostly closed. May have tomorrow off.
I've been forced to take a week off work
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I've been forced to take a week off work
I have bought a new watch.
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I have bought a new watch.
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
It's very smart.
It tells the time.
The last one stopped doing that at 5 seconds to 8:40
Why is London more horrendous than usual, other than:
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Why is London more horrendous than usual, other than:
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
1) I had too much to drink yesterday
2) I then had to penetrate the guy who has now openly admitted he wants to be my boyfriend
3) I then got no sleep
Tonight I had sex with a guy named Butch and he was anything but.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Tonight I had sex with a guy named Butch and he was anything but.
Just been up this bad boy
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Just been up this bad boy
Basil, did you...
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Basil, did you...
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
YES, I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES AT WORK DOWNLOADING AND PRINTING THE NEW RAILWAYS BILL. Don't judge me.
I'm at the O2 for Benson Boone and there were far more women in the men's toilet than men. And I'm cool with it
November 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm at the O2 for Benson Boone and there were far more women in the men's toilet than men. And I'm cool with it
There is also a chap in the pub sat on his own dressed as a blooded pirate.
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There is also a chap in the pub sat on his own dressed as a blooded pirate.
A gentleman in the pub next to me is - very excitedly - transferring cards from his old wallet, into a new one, including some old train tickets 😍
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A gentleman in the pub next to me is - very excitedly - transferring cards from his old wallet, into a new one, including some old train tickets 😍
It's also that time of the year when I don't know what weather forecasters mean by "mild". In the summer it means cooler than usual, in the winter it means warmer than usual
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's also that time of the year when I don't know what weather forecasters mean by "mild". In the summer it means cooler than usual, in the winter it means warmer than usual
Golly town is hell at the minute because of the school holidays
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Golly town is hell at the minute because of the school holidays
I've had three emails today starting
"hope you had a good few days off..."
I was sick. My out of office clearly stated I was poorly.
"hope you had a good few days off..."
I was sick. My out of office clearly stated I was poorly.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I've had three emails today starting
"hope you had a good few days off..."
I was sick. My out of office clearly stated I was poorly.
"hope you had a good few days off..."
I was sick. My out of office clearly stated I was poorly.
Spent an hour working on next year's calendars only for it not to save and the computer unexpectedly shut down 😭
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Spent an hour working on next year's calendars only for it not to save and the computer unexpectedly shut down 😭
PUT YOUR COCKS BACK NOW!
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
PUT YOUR COCKS BACK NOW!
Today I saw my first ever postal order. They have the queen on them. The old, dead queen, not the new one.
October 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Today I saw my first ever postal order. They have the queen on them. The old, dead queen, not the new one.
Me mam today confirmed in front of my brother and sister, that I was her favourite.
October 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me mam today confirmed in front of my brother and sister, that I was her favourite.
Me mam's innate ability: identifying plants and flowers
Me dad's innate ability: identifying dog breeds
My innate ability: identifying bottoms
Me dad's innate ability: identifying dog breeds
My innate ability: identifying bottoms
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Me mam's innate ability: identifying plants and flowers
Me dad's innate ability: identifying dog breeds
My innate ability: identifying bottoms
Me dad's innate ability: identifying dog breeds
My innate ability: identifying bottoms
Anyway, in usual bat-poo Basil life, something weird happened today.
Went to the local Sainsbos wearing my Everest Base Camp cap.
Check-out guy asked if I'd been so I said yes.
He said he used to live near there so I asked where.
Periche. I said I stayed there...
Went to the local Sainsbos wearing my Everest Base Camp cap.
Check-out guy asked if I'd been so I said yes.
He said he used to live near there so I asked where.
Periche. I said I stayed there...
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Anyway, in usual bat-poo Basil life, something weird happened today.
Went to the local Sainsbos wearing my Everest Base Camp cap.
Check-out guy asked if I'd been so I said yes.
He said he used to live near there so I asked where.
Periche. I said I stayed there...
Went to the local Sainsbos wearing my Everest Base Camp cap.
Check-out guy asked if I'd been so I said yes.
He said he used to live near there so I asked where.
Periche. I said I stayed there...
A couple has come into the pub. They have bought one pint between them and each keep drinking it alternately (he takes bigger swigs) and I can't tell if this is cute or cheap
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A couple has come into the pub. They have bought one pint between them and each keep drinking it alternately (he takes bigger swigs) and I can't tell if this is cute or cheap
I didn't think Every Brilliant Thing could improve on Lenny Henry, but honestly Minnie Driver knocked it out the park with brilliant, touching, sensitive, hilarity #EveryBrilliantThing
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I didn't think Every Brilliant Thing could improve on Lenny Henry, but honestly Minnie Driver knocked it out the park with brilliant, touching, sensitive, hilarity #EveryBrilliantThing
I don't buy coffe as I don't drink it, but if you do, buy Miranda one through her link.
What I do buy is books, and her latest is available here: www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
Oh, and it's FAB by the way. I managed to bag a signed copy of both this and her original - Stopping To Notice😍
What I do buy is books, and her latest is available here: www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
Oh, and it's FAB by the way. I managed to bag a signed copy of both this and her original - Stopping To Notice😍
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I don't buy coffe as I don't drink it, but if you do, buy Miranda one through her link.
What I do buy is books, and her latest is available here: www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
Oh, and it's FAB by the way. I managed to bag a signed copy of both this and her original - Stopping To Notice😍
What I do buy is books, and her latest is available here: www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
Oh, and it's FAB by the way. I managed to bag a signed copy of both this and her original - Stopping To Notice😍
The statement "well, at least you've eaten today" really shouldn't be the win that it is
October 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The statement "well, at least you've eaten today" really shouldn't be the win that it is