Mac and

these are my secret weapon in my fight to get my family to eat more green veggies. work like a charm

He's a human horse, I mean, cat, I mean pastry

so my first Starfinder character had a human disguise where she projected a really terrible composite image of every woman she'd ever seen over her real face and she called herself Norma L. Hughs-Mann and FUCK I wish I had seen this picture like three years ago

just don't deglaze with the fish sauce, you'll never get rid of the smell

lmao remember when he kept farting in court?

that's some good euphony

hey I don't know you but I actively want you to live. I've tried to die a few times and things are still tough for me but i'm happy I'm still here and I think the world is a better place for having you and I'm happy you're still here

the secret is making a pile of pecans with sugar goop holding it together

young, stupid me: I hate Britney Spears!
older, wiser, queerer me: Toxic is possibly the single best song ever written

there's a good chance my sweet potato and/or pecan pies would melt this person like a molar in a bottle of coke

Obbert

I'll report you for imitating someone, how's that sound?

Also a girl who was a huge support to a friend

God I love this game. I pirated it on my family PC when I was like 13 lol