This seems highly regional.

I know US has those weird flimsy toilet paper rolls everywhere that you need a good handful to wipe anything with, but that's not the rule around the world. AFAIK most of continental Europe uses TP that is thicker and always 1-ply, so your rule wouldn't work.

The description reads "What's better Christmas gift than his sister's big boobs?".

I am not sorry.

I reject your notion that punny/homage titles are groan-inducing. They are my favorite! Here's a sample:

Gym Girl, Interrupted
Jiggle All The Way
Naked without a Cause
Teaching Miss Stacy
The Perks of Being a Futanari
With a Little Help from Her Son

Quite. If all one can do is to ask ChatGPT to write their own dating profile, then all they deserve instead of an actual date is three-armed, six-fingered AI porn.

Also that you're probably lefthanded, based on which side of spacebar is worn out.