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King George 2.0 of Slabovia, a micronation.
See my social media links -> https://linktr.ee/KingGeorge2.0
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A new post went up over on the blog yesterday - probably the last one on "Making your life more royal" unless I get inspired.
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Making your life more royal (part 7 of a series) - What to serve royalty?
Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regu...
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November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Another new post over on the blog - my "dead tree" edition of the MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book arrived yesterday!

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MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book
I'd previously mentioned the MicroCon 2025 commemorative book here , and from there you can access a PDF copy of the book. However, I'm ver...
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October 31, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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A new post landed on the blog yesterday! I can't figure out how to connect the blog directly to Bluesky so these posts go up automatically when the blog updates. If This Then That (ITTT) doesn't seem to have a connector.

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Sometimes, you get lucky... or maybe the universe aligns
In the run-up to Operation Pole Dance , I'd reached out to Emperor Eric of the Aerican Empire to ask him to bring me an item from Quebec. He...
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October 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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It's a day late, but there was (maybe) a good reason for it. Anyway, there's a new post over on the blog!
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The MicroCon 2025 Commemorative Book is now available!
Yes, I know, I didn't get a post up yesterday. I'm going to claim that it was because I was waiting to announce this, and not because a) I'v...
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October 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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We had a very eventful weekend, and you can read all about it here!
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After-action Report - Operation: Pole Dancer [DRAFT]
I previously discussed Op Pole Dancer here . USS Hammer of George departed home port at approximately 0947 (all times local). Rendezvous wit...
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October 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Now post over on the blog yesterday - long story short, I finally have a throne!
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Finally, a throne!
I've previously documented my search for a suitable throne. Today, I'm happy to reveal that I've found one! While rummaging through the loc...
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October 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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On Monday I posted the sixth, and probably last (unless I come up with any other ideas), article on "Making Your Life More Royal" over on the blog - this time focusing on planning banquets, etc.

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Making your life more royal (part six of a series) - Serve your guests like a royal
Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...
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October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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A new blog post went up on Friday, of course - this time talking about how to store your micronational medals and awards!

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Storing medals and awards
If you follow me over on Instagram , you'll already have seen part of this, as one of my "MEDALS Monday" posts. And if you don't  follow me ...
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October 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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FYI - some film makers have made a documentary about micronations! They are currently looking for a distributor, but they've entered it into a bunch of film festivals. Keep an eye on www.instagram.com/micronations... for updates!
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October 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Tuesdays and Fridays are blog days, so to close out September a new post went up yesterday over on the blog - this time discussing how royalty always seems to have "weird hobbies", and I'm no exception! 🙂
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Weird hobbies and royalty
It seems to be a truism that royalty needs to pursue what are seen by the world as "weird hobbies". King Charles III, for instance, played p...
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October 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Another post went up on the blog yesterday - for want of a better term, the topic was "table manners"
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Making your life more royal (part five of a series) - Dine like a royal
Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...
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September 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Well, we've made it through another week! Over on the blog today, I'm discussing Slabovia's position on treaties - the short answer is, we do sign some kinds, but we don't see a need for "mutual recognition", trade, or defense treaties.
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Slabovia's position on treaties
Something else that I see quite a bit of in the online micronational groups is the phenomenon of new micronations posting that they are seek...
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September 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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It's a new week, and there's a new post over on the blog! This one discusses the problem of "sovereign citizens" - the Venn diagram of the two of them isn't quite two completely distinct circles but the differences are more numerous than the commonalities!
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(Most) micronationals are NOT sovereign citizens
One unfortunate aspect of the micronational community is that it intersects slightly with movements like sovereign citizens , Reichsburger...
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September 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It's Friday - practically the weekend! To celebrate, here's a blog post ruminating on "Royalty as Spectacle"
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Some thoughts on royalty as spectacle
Last week, I posted some thoughts on "what it means to be royal" here . Today, I want to talk about about royalty from the perspective of, w...
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September 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Oh, and a new post went up on my Tumblr yesterday, giving a brief explanation of Slabovia's long and complicated relationship with llamas...
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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 0 · So, what's with the llamas? · A recurring theme in Slabovia is llamas. But why? The answer lies in the early days of Slabovia, when it was mostly just a running joke on a bulletin…
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September 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Whoops! I'm falling down on the job, apparently! A new post went up over on the blog on Tuesday, the link is below. Another new one will go up tomorrow, of course.
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Making your life more royal (part four of a series) - Dressing the part
Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...
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September 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Hey, look, it's the weekend! A new blog post went up yesterday, if you're into that sort of thing...
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Micronational anthems
One thing that seems to come up regularly on the micronational forums is that newly-formed micronations ask for help in "composing a nation...
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September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Happy Tuesday! The new blogging schedule kicked in this week, so there's a new post up today. This time I ruminate a bit on what it means (or should mean) to be royal or noble...
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Some thoughts on what it means to be royal
When we talk about royalty, what do we mean? Think about royal titles like "Duke of York" or "Earl of Suffolk". These titles are attached to...
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September 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Happy Friday! To celebrate the end of another week, here's a new blog post! No big deal or deep discussion this time, just changing up my posting frequency on various platforms.
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August 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Meanwhile... Representatives from Slabovia, The Aerican Empire, and Westarctica are reportedly planning a high-level summit to occur in Niagara Falls during Canadian Thanksgiving weekend (yes, it's different from American Thanksgiving). Details are sketchy at this time, as are the people involved. 😜
August 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Happy Wednesday! Halfway through the week! So here's another blog post!
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Micronations as creative outlets
There are a number of reasons why you might want to start your own micronation, or to join an existing micronation. Some micronations are st...
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August 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Another Monday, another blog post! This time, we're continuing the series on "Making your life more royal" by discussing furnishings.
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Making your life more royal (part three of a series) - Furnishing your castle
Part of the reason I set up this blog is to help people "put a little royalty into their life". To that end, I've kicked off this semi-regul...
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August 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Happy Friday, for those who celebrate! For everyone else, there's a new post over on the blog...
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Bad News: Nobody Wants to Hear About Your Micronation!
Recently, in one of the micronational Facebook groups, someone announced they were organizing an online micronational conference for later t...
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August 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Happy Wednesday! Over on the blog today, I've got some thoughts on micronations and "land claims". (Please pardon the AI-generated picture.)
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Micronations and territory
A lot of micronations want to claim land, whether it's just the bedroom of the house they live in or the block they live on or half of Anta...
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August 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Over on my blog today, I've got some thoughts about funding your micronational projects - although I don't have any real answers, I'm afraid.
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Funding a micronation?
In alchemy (and philosophy), there is a concept of prima materia  or "prime material". Effectively, it's the material from which all other m...
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August 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM