Liz Brown
@thelizbrownshow.bsky.social
Tired mom. Nostalgia comedian.
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Israël bombarde un hôpital (encore)
Israël visait 4 journalistes (morts)
Et Israël a assassiné les secouristes et personnes qui tentaient de leur venir en aide.
Israël visait 4 journalistes (morts)
Et Israël a assassiné les secouristes et personnes qui tentaient de leur venir en aide.
August 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Israël bombarde un hôpital (encore)
Israël visait 4 journalistes (morts)
Et Israël a assassiné les secouristes et personnes qui tentaient de leur venir en aide.
Israël visait 4 journalistes (morts)
Et Israël a assassiné les secouristes et personnes qui tentaient de leur venir en aide.
Reposted by Liz Brown
Reposted by Liz Brown
Free the DC sandwich guy!
August 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Free the DC sandwich guy!
Half of LA “Who cares? The air quality has always sucked here.”
Other half of LA: “Where can I buy an N-95 mask for my dog?”
#la #airquality #losangeled
Other half of LA: “Where can I buy an N-95 mask for my dog?”
#la #airquality #losangeled
January 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Half of LA “Who cares? The air quality has always sucked here.”
Other half of LA: “Where can I buy an N-95 mask for my dog?”
#la #airquality #losangeled
Other half of LA: “Where can I buy an N-95 mask for my dog?”
#la #airquality #losangeled
You guys. it’s only been FIVE DAYS?
January 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You guys. it’s only been FIVE DAYS?
Starting writing a YA book today and it’s definitely gonna get banned 🤷♀️
January 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Starting writing a YA book today and it’s definitely gonna get banned 🤷♀️
Remember Wordle? Those were good times.
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Remember Wordle? Those were good times.
My Grammie sure did love swordfish.
January 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My Grammie sure did love swordfish.
As a Bob Dylan fan, I can’t think of any movie I want to less than #acompleteunknown
December 28, 2024 at 9:42 PM
As a Bob Dylan fan, I can’t think of any movie I want to less than #acompleteunknown
for the past 8 years I've gotten the #Shutterfly coupon that says if you make your calendar for next year by 12/15 it's 50% off every time I get the coupon I say you can do this and it is currently 12/16 at 7:40 PM and there's no way I can pull this off and Shutterfly knows that and that's marketing
December 16, 2024 at 3:45 AM
for the past 8 years I've gotten the #Shutterfly coupon that says if you make your calendar for next year by 12/15 it's 50% off every time I get the coupon I say you can do this and it is currently 12/16 at 7:40 PM and there's no way I can pull this off and Shutterfly knows that and that's marketing
I got up out of the tub while experiencing perimenopause. Please clap.
December 14, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I got up out of the tub while experiencing perimenopause. Please clap.
"Maybe I shouldn't have bought discount pot sleep gummies from the old smog check station om hollywood boulevard," she thought as hurled profusely at 4am.
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 AM
"Maybe I shouldn't have bought discount pot sleep gummies from the old smog check station om hollywood boulevard," she thought as hurled profusely at 4am.
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I was in college during the JonBenet Ramsey case and remember it was crazy but the Netflix documentary has so many graphic details I don't remember. 😱😭
December 3, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I was in college during the JonBenet Ramsey case and remember it was crazy but the Netflix documentary has so many graphic details I don't remember. 😱😭
Literally just came here to say how glad I am that I'm not on Twitter in this specific moment😭
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Literally just came here to say how glad I am that I'm not on Twitter in this specific moment😭
Hello BlueSky. I'm Liz Brown an I am best known for my 8th grade photo when I tried to hide my lazy eye with my hair and it did not work.
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Hello BlueSky. I'm Liz Brown an I am best known for my 8th grade photo when I tried to hide my lazy eye with my hair and it did not work.
Is Alex Jones living in a gutter yet? Asking cause I'd like to be first in line to slap the quarter out of his hand if anyone takes pity on him and tosses him one
November 17, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Is Alex Jones living in a gutter yet? Asking cause I'd like to be first in line to slap the quarter out of his hand if anyone takes pity on him and tosses him one
Hot flashes coming in handy on a chilly evening. #pollyanna
November 17, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Hot flashes coming in handy on a chilly evening. #pollyanna
What are your favorite funny, insightful, and otherwise great accounts to follow on here?
November 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
What are your favorite funny, insightful, and otherwise great accounts to follow on here?
Hello friends! We begin anew!
November 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Hello friends! We begin anew!