The Living Dud
@thelivingdud.bsky.social
Consistently woeful decision making - 5
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This time last year I was living in Blackpool. The flat was serviced so I had to vacate it every Monday morning to be cleaned. Coral Island, 2 cups of coffee in Costa then big Sainsbury on Talbot Road to do my shopping.
I cannot tell you how depressing Coral Island is on a Monday morning in winter.
I cannot tell you how depressing Coral Island is on a Monday morning in winter.
February 19, 2024 at 10:17 AM
This time last year I was living in Blackpool. The flat was serviced so I had to vacate it every Monday morning to be cleaned. Coral Island, 2 cups of coffee in Costa then big Sainsbury on Talbot Road to do my shopping.
I cannot tell you how depressing Coral Island is on a Monday morning in winter.
I cannot tell you how depressing Coral Island is on a Monday morning in winter.
February 17, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Daily Express headline from a few hours before it was announced Britain was officially in recession. They supported Liz Truss.
February 15, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Daily Express headline from a few hours before it was announced Britain was officially in recession. They supported Liz Truss.
Wednesday vs. Thursday
February 15, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Wednesday vs. Thursday
Victoria Coren Mitchell
February 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Victoria Coren Mitchell
Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor
February 8, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor
Hattie from EastEnders
February 8, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Hattie from EastEnders
Siobhan from Bananarama circa the Venus video.
February 7, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Siobhan from Bananarama circa the Venus video.
Is this some kind of name-and-shame scheme for shoplifters?
February 7, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Is this some kind of name-and-shame scheme for shoplifters?
Dumb and Dumber era Jim Carey
February 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Dumb and Dumber era Jim Carey
Aussie #TheTraitors series 2 (iPlayer) is looking pretty good so far. They have a mixture of celebs/normal people but obviously I don't recognise any of the celebs. I'm thinking Jack Black, Su Pollard and possibly one of the women who did that Eurovision milk maid/wanking song.
February 6, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Aussie #TheTraitors series 2 (iPlayer) is looking pretty good so far. They have a mixture of celebs/normal people but obviously I don't recognise any of the celebs. I'm thinking Jack Black, Su Pollard and possibly one of the women who did that Eurovision milk maid/wanking song.
I was looking for somewhere that did ear syringing now my doctors have stopped doing it. To be honest I took it as read that it would be a same day service. I hadn't planned on leaving my ears with you for a couple of days.
'You can pick 'em up Thursday. Sorry, I'll write it down.'
'You can pick 'em up Thursday. Sorry, I'll write it down.'
February 3, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I was looking for somewhere that did ear syringing now my doctors have stopped doing it. To be honest I took it as read that it would be a same day service. I hadn't planned on leaving my ears with you for a couple of days.
'You can pick 'em up Thursday. Sorry, I'll write it down.'
'You can pick 'em up Thursday. Sorry, I'll write it down.'
One of the things that caused inflation to rise was cat food. The BBC needed a suitable picture to enhance their live feed.
January 17, 2024 at 10:02 AM
One of the things that caused inflation to rise was cat food. The BBC needed a suitable picture to enhance their live feed.
OK, with hindsight I should probably have taken the sell by date into account but they were cheap. Plus it's not much over a box a day so I don't really see the problem.
December 30, 2023 at 11:11 AM
OK, with hindsight I should probably have taken the sell by date into account but they were cheap. Plus it's not much over a box a day so I don't really see the problem.
Joseph: 'The thing they don't tell you at synagogue is how much God must look like Dave the Innkeeper.'
December 25, 2023 at 10:52 AM
Joseph: 'The thing they don't tell you at synagogue is how much God must look like Dave the Innkeeper.'
Liz from Kent has just said that if she saw someone being attacked in the street: 'I would grab the person who's doing the bullying and pull them off.'
One way to calm them down, I suppose.
One way to calm them down, I suppose.
December 14, 2023 at 5:35 PM
Liz from Kent has just said that if she saw someone being attacked in the street: 'I would grab the person who's doing the bullying and pull them off.'
One way to calm them down, I suppose.
One way to calm them down, I suppose.
Might get this made up into Christmas cards.
December 11, 2023 at 6:05 PM
Might get this made up into Christmas cards.
Jeremy Vine has a bloke on his programme who lives his life like it's the 1940s.
JV: 'In terms of food, do you eat rationing? Do you have rationed food?'
Does he look like he's on fucking rations?
JV: 'In terms of food, do you eat rationing? Do you have rationed food?'
Does he look like he's on fucking rations?
December 11, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Jeremy Vine has a bloke on his programme who lives his life like it's the 1940s.
JV: 'In terms of food, do you eat rationing? Do you have rationed food?'
Does he look like he's on fucking rations?
JV: 'In terms of food, do you eat rationing? Do you have rationed food?'
Does he look like he's on fucking rations?
Looking forward to that German Christmas film later: The Hard.
December 8, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Looking forward to that German Christmas film later: The Hard.
🎶Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round"🎶
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round"🎶
November 30, 2023 at 3:42 PM
🎶Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round"🎶
But you'll stick your head back out and shout "We'll have another round"🎶
The Grim Reaper's had a quiet 6 weeks and is now doing double shifts so he can hit his end of year target.
November 30, 2023 at 2:36 PM
The Grim Reaper's had a quiet 6 weeks and is now doing double shifts so he can hit his end of year target.