Megan Adams
@theliteralworst.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
5: I want a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of vanilla.
Me: no, one scoop.
5: fine, chocolate, can I have a topping?
Me: what is it?
5: a scoop of vanilla.
(Everyone will understand why I didn’t immediately agree to a topping)
Me: no, one scoop.
5: fine, chocolate, can I have a topping?
Me: what is it?
5: a scoop of vanilla.
(Everyone will understand why I didn’t immediately agree to a topping)
January 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
5: I want a scoop of chocolate and a scoop of vanilla.
Me: no, one scoop.
5: fine, chocolate, can I have a topping?
Me: what is it?
5: a scoop of vanilla.
(Everyone will understand why I didn’t immediately agree to a topping)
Me: no, one scoop.
5: fine, chocolate, can I have a topping?
Me: what is it?
5: a scoop of vanilla.
(Everyone will understand why I didn’t immediately agree to a topping)
Today I chose to have a salad for dinner. It included baby greens, carrots, beets, and chicken breast.
I’ve fulfilled my quota of healthy nonsense until 2030.
I’ve fulfilled my quota of healthy nonsense until 2030.
January 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Today I chose to have a salad for dinner. It included baby greens, carrots, beets, and chicken breast.
I’ve fulfilled my quota of healthy nonsense until 2030.
I’ve fulfilled my quota of healthy nonsense until 2030.
My child has just informed me I don’t like cheeseburgers and now I wonder what other lies I have been living.
January 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My child has just informed me I don’t like cheeseburgers and now I wonder what other lies I have been living.