Schoana/thoughtthedormouse
@thelinotte.bsky.social
Munich - Heartstopper- Fanfic writer - Music fanatic - Love dystopias, don't want to live in one though
She/They — 🩷💜💙
She/They — 🩷💜💙
I’m not getting a lot of writing done lately… but then, I’ve been a little busy 🤏
September 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m not getting a lot of writing done lately… but then, I’ve been a little busy 🤏
🍂 Lost in the city, I found you — Rated T - 11k - one shot 🍂
Nick has a terrible time at the Oktoberfest in Munich, ditches his rugby mates and starts to explore the city on his own. What or rather who might he discover?
archiveofourown.org/works/65298109
Nick has a terrible time at the Oktoberfest in Munich, ditches his rugby mates and starts to explore the city on his own. What or rather who might he discover?
archiveofourown.org/works/65298109
May 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
🍂 Lost in the city, I found you — Rated T - 11k - one shot 🍂
Nick has a terrible time at the Oktoberfest in Munich, ditches his rugby mates and starts to explore the city on his own. What or rather who might he discover?
archiveofourown.org/works/65298109
Nick has a terrible time at the Oktoberfest in Munich, ditches his rugby mates and starts to explore the city on his own. What or rather who might he discover?
archiveofourown.org/works/65298109
🦦 Take me on a cruise — Rated M - 1.8k - one shot 🦦
My first Dolly!
David and Olly end up on a cruise… for seniors…
archiveofourown.org/works/62808157
My first Dolly!
David and Olly end up on a cruise… for seniors…
archiveofourown.org/works/62808157
April 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
🦦 Take me on a cruise — Rated M - 1.8k - one shot 🦦
My first Dolly!
David and Olly end up on a cruise… for seniors…
archiveofourown.org/works/62808157
My first Dolly!
David and Olly end up on a cruise… for seniors…
archiveofourown.org/works/62808157
I am very unwell 🫠🫠🫠
April 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am very unwell 🫠🫠🫠
🍂 The Slick Kickers — Rated T - 3k - one shot 🍂
My take on the OV. No smut, but lots of talk about bodily fluids. — Written for the HSAO3 commune challenge ‘Omegathon’
archiveofourown.org/works/62269187
My take on the OV. No smut, but lots of talk about bodily fluids. — Written for the HSAO3 commune challenge ‘Omegathon’
archiveofourown.org/works/62269187
April 2, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🍂 The Slick Kickers — Rated T - 3k - one shot 🍂
My take on the OV. No smut, but lots of talk about bodily fluids. — Written for the HSAO3 commune challenge ‘Omegathon’
archiveofourown.org/works/62269187
My take on the OV. No smut, but lots of talk about bodily fluids. — Written for the HSAO3 commune challenge ‘Omegathon’
archiveofourown.org/works/62269187
I have this week off and wanted to get out a bit. Since I’m not alloy to run at the moment, I went for a lovely walk
March 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I have this week off and wanted to get out a bit. Since I’m not alloy to run at the moment, I went for a lovely walk
This was the view, btw
March 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This was the view, btw
March 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
🍂 Never wanting, only wonder — Rated E - 5k - one shot 🍂
Nick and Charlie try out something new. — Written for last Christmas’ Elf on the shelf challenge (this fic isn’t christmassy though)
archiveofourown.org/works/61389565
Nick and Charlie try out something new. — Written for last Christmas’ Elf on the shelf challenge (this fic isn’t christmassy though)
archiveofourown.org/works/61389565
March 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
🍂 Never wanting, only wonder — Rated E - 5k - one shot 🍂
Nick and Charlie try out something new. — Written for last Christmas’ Elf on the shelf challenge (this fic isn’t christmassy though)
archiveofourown.org/works/61389565
Nick and Charlie try out something new. — Written for last Christmas’ Elf on the shelf challenge (this fic isn’t christmassy though)
archiveofourown.org/works/61389565
🍂 Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo — Rated E - 5.6k - one shot 🍂
Charlie Spring is bored & tired after a full day at yet another conference his university sent him to, when a delicious evening distraction presents itself.
— aka the filthiest thing I’ve ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60591172
Charlie Spring is bored & tired after a full day at yet another conference his university sent him to, when a delicious evening distraction presents itself.
— aka the filthiest thing I’ve ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60591172
March 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🍂 Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo — Rated E - 5.6k - one shot 🍂
Charlie Spring is bored & tired after a full day at yet another conference his university sent him to, when a delicious evening distraction presents itself.
— aka the filthiest thing I’ve ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60591172
Charlie Spring is bored & tired after a full day at yet another conference his university sent him to, when a delicious evening distraction presents itself.
— aka the filthiest thing I’ve ever written.
archiveofourown.org/works/60591172
🍂 Fruit Salad — Rated T - 3.6k - one shot 🍂
Sahar Zahid discovers how to woo someone with fruit. Imogen discovers other things.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218242
Sahar Zahid discovers how to woo someone with fruit. Imogen discovers other things.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218242
February 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🍂 Fruit Salad — Rated T - 3.6k - one shot 🍂
Sahar Zahid discovers how to woo someone with fruit. Imogen discovers other things.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218242
Sahar Zahid discovers how to woo someone with fruit. Imogen discovers other things.
archiveofourown.org/works/60218242
🍂 Cream on Chrome — Rated E - 1k - prompt fic 🍂
The prompt was: "The world could be on fire and we wouldn't know"
This is pure crack about Charlie and his car Nicarlas in an apocalyptic wasteland.
archiveofourown.org/works/59131837
The prompt was: "The world could be on fire and we wouldn't know"
This is pure crack about Charlie and his car Nicarlas in an apocalyptic wasteland.
archiveofourown.org/works/59131837
February 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🍂 Cream on Chrome — Rated E - 1k - prompt fic 🍂
The prompt was: "The world could be on fire and we wouldn't know"
This is pure crack about Charlie and his car Nicarlas in an apocalyptic wasteland.
archiveofourown.org/works/59131837
The prompt was: "The world could be on fire and we wouldn't know"
This is pure crack about Charlie and his car Nicarlas in an apocalyptic wasteland.
archiveofourown.org/works/59131837
🍂 Stinging Desire — Rated E - 7.5k - one shot 🍂
This is a fun, smutty prequel to Be My Desire. No angst, just casual FWB shenanigans.
archiveofourown.org/works/58748923
This is a fun, smutty prequel to Be My Desire. No angst, just casual FWB shenanigans.
archiveofourown.org/works/58748923
February 21, 2025 at 9:10 AM
🍂 Stinging Desire — Rated E - 7.5k - one shot 🍂
This is a fun, smutty prequel to Be My Desire. No angst, just casual FWB shenanigans.
archiveofourown.org/works/58748923
This is a fun, smutty prequel to Be My Desire. No angst, just casual FWB shenanigans.
archiveofourown.org/works/58748923
🍂 Snoodle — Rated T - 1k - prompt fic
The prompt was ‘Unusual wingman’. I’ll leave it at that. 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/58504174
The prompt was ‘Unusual wingman’. I’ll leave it at that. 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/58504174
February 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
🍂 Snoodle — Rated T - 1k - prompt fic
The prompt was ‘Unusual wingman’. I’ll leave it at that. 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/58504174
The prompt was ‘Unusual wingman’. I’ll leave it at that. 🤭
archiveofourown.org/works/58504174
🍂 Be My Desire — Rated E - 14k - 4/4 chapters 🍂
Nick & Charlie were Friends With Benefits. That was a long time ago though.
Pls don’t get thrown by the 2nd person POV in the 1st ch. Ch 2 is 1st person, ch 3&4 3rd person.
Warning⚠️: Unresolved angst & no happy end
archiveofourown.org/works/54917041
Nick & Charlie were Friends With Benefits. That was a long time ago though.
Pls don’t get thrown by the 2nd person POV in the 1st ch. Ch 2 is 1st person, ch 3&4 3rd person.
Warning⚠️: Unresolved angst & no happy end
archiveofourown.org/works/54917041
February 12, 2025 at 9:50 AM
🍂 Be My Desire — Rated E - 14k - 4/4 chapters 🍂
Nick & Charlie were Friends With Benefits. That was a long time ago though.
Pls don’t get thrown by the 2nd person POV in the 1st ch. Ch 2 is 1st person, ch 3&4 3rd person.
Warning⚠️: Unresolved angst & no happy end
archiveofourown.org/works/54917041
Nick & Charlie were Friends With Benefits. That was a long time ago though.
Pls don’t get thrown by the 2nd person POV in the 1st ch. Ch 2 is 1st person, ch 3&4 3rd person.
Warning⚠️: Unresolved angst & no happy end
archiveofourown.org/works/54917041
🍂 Mydriasis or yours? — Rated T - 3k - one shot 🍂
Charlie Spring likes his job as an optometrist, even though some days can be a bit boring. Until a new customer wakes not only his professional interest.
archiveofourown.org/works/57684025
Charlie Spring likes his job as an optometrist, even though some days can be a bit boring. Until a new customer wakes not only his professional interest.
archiveofourown.org/works/57684025
February 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
🍂 Mydriasis or yours? — Rated T - 3k - one shot 🍂
Charlie Spring likes his job as an optometrist, even though some days can be a bit boring. Until a new customer wakes not only his professional interest.
archiveofourown.org/works/57684025
Charlie Spring likes his job as an optometrist, even though some days can be a bit boring. Until a new customer wakes not only his professional interest.
archiveofourown.org/works/57684025
🍂 Girls You Sent Forth Have Lovely Time — Rated T - 1k - prompt fic 🍂
Imogen had an eventful Year 11. What might the new year and new school bring?
archiveofourown.org/works/57269455
Imogen had an eventful Year 11. What might the new year and new school bring?
archiveofourown.org/works/57269455
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🍂 Girls You Sent Forth Have Lovely Time — Rated T - 1k - prompt fic 🍂
Imogen had an eventful Year 11. What might the new year and new school bring?
archiveofourown.org/works/57269455
Imogen had an eventful Year 11. What might the new year and new school bring?
archiveofourown.org/works/57269455
🍂 My rock and my salvation — Rated T - 3k 🍂
The story of Father Charles and Nicholas. Lots of catholic imagery.
archiveofourown.org/works/56178874
The story of Father Charles and Nicholas. Lots of catholic imagery.
archiveofourown.org/works/56178874
February 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
🍂 My rock and my salvation — Rated T - 3k 🍂
The story of Father Charles and Nicholas. Lots of catholic imagery.
archiveofourown.org/works/56178874
The story of Father Charles and Nicholas. Lots of catholic imagery.
archiveofourown.org/works/56178874
🌱 Flabbergrasted — Rated T - 1k - RPF
My first sorta RPF, it’s from the perspective of the lawn on which Kit Connor was doing push ups during his Warfare training. Because of course. Just some silly crack.
archiveofourown.org/works/55833862
My first sorta RPF, it’s from the perspective of the lawn on which Kit Connor was doing push ups during his Warfare training. Because of course. Just some silly crack.
archiveofourown.org/works/55833862
February 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
🌱 Flabbergrasted — Rated T - 1k - RPF
My first sorta RPF, it’s from the perspective of the lawn on which Kit Connor was doing push ups during his Warfare training. Because of course. Just some silly crack.
archiveofourown.org/works/55833862
My first sorta RPF, it’s from the perspective of the lawn on which Kit Connor was doing push ups during his Warfare training. Because of course. Just some silly crack.
archiveofourown.org/works/55833862
🍂 you’re so cute when you’re frustrated, dear — Rated T - 1k - prompt fic 🍂
My first prompt fic, the prompt was an artwork by Skasi that you’ll find there.
archiveofourown.org/works/54852547
My first prompt fic, the prompt was an artwork by Skasi that you’ll find there.
archiveofourown.org/works/54852547
January 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
🍂 you’re so cute when you’re frustrated, dear — Rated T - 1k - prompt fic 🍂
My first prompt fic, the prompt was an artwork by Skasi that you’ll find there.
archiveofourown.org/works/54852547
My first prompt fic, the prompt was an artwork by Skasi that you’ll find there.
archiveofourown.org/works/54852547
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
I meaaan… 🤭
I meaaan… 🤭
January 31, 2025 at 6:39 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
I meaaan… 🤭
I meaaan… 🤭
🍂 Remedy — Rated T - 3k - oneshot 🍂
Nick doesn’t care much for dancing, but this one song might change it all.
archiveofourown.org/works/53018467
Nick doesn’t care much for dancing, but this one song might change it all.
archiveofourown.org/works/53018467
January 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
🍂 Remedy — Rated T - 3k - oneshot 🍂
Nick doesn’t care much for dancing, but this one song might change it all.
archiveofourown.org/works/53018467
Nick doesn’t care much for dancing, but this one song might change it all.
archiveofourown.org/works/53018467
This is a fake, this is the original
January 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is a fake, this is the original
Really feeling my new haircut. Why do I always leave around 2 years between cuts?
November 8, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Really feeling my new haircut. Why do I always leave around 2 years between cuts?