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@thelibrariancat.bsky.social
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She/her. Librarian from birth. Gamer, fantasy lover, cat herder. Read the books they don't want you to read.
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This is Morgen, the warrior princess who left us in August. I'm just now learning about Charlie Brown, but I'm sorry to hear of his passing. Morgen will be there to greet him.
A grey tabby cat with white chin and one eye. Her eye is green.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
thelibrariancat.bsky.social
I don't know who needs to see this but
I am the Goblin of Freedom. If you were trapped in a social loop of endless scrolling, you are now free to do what you actually want. Image: black and white drawing of a small furry humanoid dancing in a pointy hat and cape.
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Listening to a "Stanky Jazz" playlist I found and am privately declaring each track "stanky" or "not stanky." Can't explain the criteria, but I know it when I hear it.
Tweet by @KLobstar. If you crush a half a bottle of melatonin into an Arizona sweet tea it's called a "Fancy Dancer" and when you drink it your skeleton detaches itself from your body and floats down a river of pure nightmares and something that can only be described as "stanky jazz"
September 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Image: A wizard dramatically performing a spell. Text: I cast embarrassing memory right before you fall asleep. Originally posted in r/wizardposting.
August 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Me returning from my journey in the comments section. Image: A skeleton in armor holds a long sword over its shoulder. He is riding away from a battlefield littered with corpses.
August 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Panel 1: When he tells you cute stories to cheer you up. Justgirlythings. Panel 2: Chancellor Palpatine asking Anakin, Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
August 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T WEAR HELMETS. WE'D JUST LIE THERE UNCONSCIOUS UNTIL SOMEONE CAME TO GET US FOR DINNER. Image: A photo from the 80s of of five boys and their bikes.
August 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I have GOT to go to bed early tonight.
A young boy in a red gingham shirt, labeled Me, flips two middle fingers at the camera. Several yards behind him a fire, labeled My Sleep Schedule, rages.
August 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I'm mot judging you, but I have noticed that you throw away a lot of salad and the Cheetos bags are always empty. Photo of a raccoon on top of a pile of trash in a trash can. The raccoon looks dismayed.
July 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Today is my grandma's 101st birthday (yes, she's still kicking!) and Astrid's adoptiversary! Since we don't know Astrid's real birthday, we celebrate it today as well. We think she's around 11... but if we hadn't had her for eight years, I'd guess she was around seven. ❤️
A POV photo of a tabby cat with big green eyes on my lap. She looks up at the camera with what looks like great annoyance, but that's just her normal resting face.
July 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Post by @LetItMelo. Voice actor: I am transforming into another person. I am twisting and bending my diaphragm, lungs, and mouth until I become a completely different creature. I will breathe life into the dancing lights on your screen. Celebrity voice actor: hey it's me wassup.
July 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I don't believe in prime posting hours. The post decides when it's ready.
July 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Panel 1: Michael Scott from The Office, labeled Sorcerer. He is the phone but talking to someone offscreen. He says, I think you're overthinking it. Panel 2: Jim from The Office labeled Wizard, looking down, presumably at Michael, saying I think you're underthinking it.
July 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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From PrehistoricMemes community on reddit. A prehistoric man squats on the ground looking at you with a kind expression. saying: Wake up, brother, you hit your head pretty bad. Internet? Smartphones? What are you talking about? We need to twist this yucca fiber into a bowstring or we'll fucking die.
July 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Post by teewatterss. Always actively online but unreachable by phone, the way dialup intended
July 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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When you have the perfect joke but the topic changes before you get to say it. Image: Robert Smith of The Cure sits at a table, staring forlornly at an empty drink glass.
July 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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She was sleeping like this.
An old tabby cat sleeps soundly on the back of a couch. Her head hangs down the side of the couch. If I say "couch" one more time, JD Vance will appear and defile it.
July 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Meme of the day. Just one of these, I promise. Probably.
Twitter post by shirts that go hard. A person wearing a T-shirt that says I took my sidepiece to the Coldplay concert and it ruined my life.
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I've got way too much thyme on my hands. Image: A pair of hands holding an open jar of dried thyme leaves (the herb). The hands are covered in dried thyme.
July 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Me, working up the courage to tell my calorie counting app that I ate an entire birthday cake. Image: Adam Driver as Kylo Ren, looking dirty, exhausted and angry
July 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Golfer Tiger Woods dressed in black pants, black vest and white shirt facing golfer John Daly in sunglasses loud pants and blue shirt, smoking a cigarette. Woods is labeled New manager trying to assert their dominance. Daly is labeled The 50 year old worker who's been with the company for decades.
July 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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There's no time to explain. Climb aboard. Image of two raccoons in the front and back of a canoe, each holding a paddle. A possum and a skunk are in the middle.
July 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Meme of the day from the incomparable @niccoloraccoon.bsky.social
Text: What if we kissed down by. Photo of a sign among trees and bushes that says Pee Pee Creek
July 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Me: I think i look pretty young for my age. Me in the self-checkout camera: photo of the Cryptkeeper from Tales from the Crypt.
July 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM