Toby Fenn
@thelhc.bsky.social
In the words of Pop Will Eat Itself: "In the words of Monty Burns 'Hello Cruel World!'"
No, not that one.
No, not that one.
So now I know who to hate, thank you. Everyone involved in that ad will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes!
January 7, 2026 at 10:35 AM
So now I know who to hate, thank you. Everyone involved in that ad will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes!
I hadn't even realised it was a Cameron film, definitely his worst on that list, I don't understand why it's rated that highly. Ok, I do, it's incels getting off on the strip scene, obviously.
January 6, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I hadn't even realised it was a Cameron film, definitely his worst on that list, I don't understand why it's rated that highly. Ok, I do, it's incels getting off on the strip scene, obviously.
Given Maduro is an ally of Putin, one wonders how Trump is going to swing this with his "good friend" Vladimir?
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Given Maduro is an ally of Putin, one wonders how Trump is going to swing this with his "good friend" Vladimir?
Interesting, I find that kind of sad, I'd almost rather it was paid for by the taxpayer, rather than become an advertising opportunity. Certainly wouldn't want to see anything like a gambling firm sponsoring it.
January 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Interesting, I find that kind of sad, I'd almost rather it was paid for by the taxpayer, rather than become an advertising opportunity. Certainly wouldn't want to see anything like a gambling firm sponsoring it.
I headbutted him in the bollocks in Hamleys toy store when I was a kid (very long time ago).
Not intentionally I should add, but there was Lego that needed playing with.
Not intentionally I should add, but there was Lego that needed playing with.
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I headbutted him in the bollocks in Hamleys toy store when I was a kid (very long time ago).
Not intentionally I should add, but there was Lego that needed playing with.
Not intentionally I should add, but there was Lego that needed playing with.
What would be the point of them using your email address? What do they gain from it?
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
What would be the point of them using your email address? What do they gain from it?
I said short, two words, three tops!
Btw, you're taking my initial comment far too seriously. I know there are people who don't "hear" music. It was just an offhand gag, it really doesn't need analysing to this extent.
Btw, you're taking my initial comment far too seriously. I know there are people who don't "hear" music. It was just an offhand gag, it really doesn't need analysing to this extent.
December 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I said short, two words, three tops!
Btw, you're taking my initial comment far too seriously. I know there are people who don't "hear" music. It was just an offhand gag, it really doesn't need analysing to this extent.
Btw, you're taking my initial comment far too seriously. I know there are people who don't "hear" music. It was just an offhand gag, it really doesn't need analysing to this extent.
So what would be your concise definition of music then?
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So what would be your concise definition of music then?
Although Reeves' massive hands might be an attempt to suggest she's trans-sexual? Wouldn't put it past them.
December 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Although Reeves' massive hands might be an attempt to suggest she's trans-sexual? Wouldn't put it past them.
r/cogsuckers is a real sub Reddit, for people who are too in love with their chatbots.
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
r/cogsuckers is a real sub Reddit, for people who are too in love with their chatbots.
Isn't "rhythmic noise" literally the definition of music?
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Isn't "rhythmic noise" literally the definition of music?
Oh come on, the AI ones are bad enough but this isn't even bad Photoshopping.
December 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Oh come on, the AI ones are bad enough but this isn't even bad Photoshopping.
You think they actually tell the kids that?
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You think they actually tell the kids that?
The defence rests your honour.
December 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The defence rests your honour.
It might just be rampant paranoia or an odd filter but if you zoom in on the face it looks suspiciously AI generated to me, hope not, but you don't know these days.
December 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It might just be rampant paranoia or an odd filter but if you zoom in on the face it looks suspiciously AI generated to me, hope not, but you don't know these days.
"Dad! Just stop trying to be funny! You're too old for jokes!"
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
"Dad! Just stop trying to be funny! You're too old for jokes!"
Lies! All lies! The same way nobody likes turkey except me!
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Lies! All lies! The same way nobody likes turkey except me!
I genuinely don't believe anyone actually likes Christmas pudding. Also, mince pies, disgusting things.
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I genuinely don't believe anyone actually likes Christmas pudding. Also, mince pies, disgusting things.
Unsurprising, given what an oily little oik he is.
December 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Unsurprising, given what an oily little oik he is.
Given what a pinhead Tate is, I'm quite impressed anyone actually managed to find his chin...
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Given what a pinhead Tate is, I'm quite impressed anyone actually managed to find his chin...
Does it come with free health insurance to cover the cardiac arrest after the first slice?
December 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Does it come with free health insurance to cover the cardiac arrest after the first slice?
I think it's called yarn-bombing but I might be wrong.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I think it's called yarn-bombing but I might be wrong.
That's been a thing for a while now, pretty sure I saw one this week (Bristol) but for the life of me I can't remember where as I've barely left the house.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
That's been a thing for a while now, pretty sure I saw one this week (Bristol) but for the life of me I can't remember where as I've barely left the house.
I'm amazed anyone will still represent him, given his known refusal to pay bills. I guess they think the exposure is worth it.
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I'm amazed anyone will still represent him, given his known refusal to pay bills. I guess they think the exposure is worth it.