Lex Hesperus (he/they)
thelexhesperus.bsky.social
Lex Hesperus (he/they)
@thelexhesperus.bsky.social
💦 Cosmic Slut
❤️‍🔥 Votary of the Divine Spark
🕸️ Reweaving sacred relationship
✨ Follow me & learn to love your fate by engaging with spirit body & soul!
Finally surrendering to my life long interest in synthesizers
November 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Writing about the moon and menstrual cycles and wow the rage is full body. Patriarchy has done us so dirty y’all. Instead of knowing our cycles and claiming our bodily autonomy, patriarchal empire has us romanticizing our ignorance and calling it spiritual and it just makes me so mad
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Forgot to add “-ai” to my search and Google just tried to tell me Theseus did not slay the Minotaur. AI advocates I need you to be so fucking for real
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by Lex Hesperus (he/they)
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
From my ascendant, I’m in a Venus-ruled year.
From my Sun, I’m in a Mercury-ruled year.

This is my Hermaphrodite year and the name of the game is never shutting the fuck up about the things I love.
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Really need to know why finding big gross bugs *inside* my clothes while they are *on* my body is a thing I’ve had to deal for a third time in this lifetime. Which part of my natal promise is this?????????
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I take back everything I ever said as a teacher. At least one dumb question does exist and it’s my ex asking me if I actually went to see Michael Cera Palin 3 texts after me saying I went to Seattle specifically to see their concert this weekend
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The only picture I took on the first day of my vacation
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I wanna like this app, I really do, but goddamn it’s so ugly
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Time for their seasonal oil & polish. A good animism rule of thumb: take care of your things and they’ll take care of you
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just got top surgery and in about four weeks time I am going to be absolutely insufferable about my t*ts. So watch out world! You’ve been warned 😘
September 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by Lex Hesperus (he/they)
Here is a script. Please, please call. We cannot sit by and we cannot let our representatives sit by as our nation’s public health infrastructure is destroyed.
Stop the Anti-Vaccine Takeover of the CDC ⭑ 5 Calls
The Trump administration is continuing to undermine public health and scientific integrity by firing Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) …
5calls.org
August 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Reposted by Lex Hesperus (he/they)
IT'S HER DAY
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t take overtime at the day job because I need to be home for Jupiter hour and that’s so Jupiter in Cancer coded already so I’m v. excited for what this magic will bring ✨
August 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Eating a peach rn that is so perfectly ripe and i truly understand why “to eat a peach” is a euphemism for cunnilingus 🍑
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
My friends send me the best memes 🥰
August 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was buying some yarn to make a lace altar cloth for my Marian altar. Told her she could pick whichever yarn she wanted. The yarn she picked? The cheapest one in the store. The colorway? Blue Tit. Magic is real funny sometimes.
August 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Reposted by Lex Hesperus (he/they)
Welcoming @thelexhesperus.bsky.social back as a contributor! Lex is a queer witch, mystic, writer & devotee of the sensual, radical, & erotic. His gorgeous poem for The Devil, "For An Ancestor & A Comrade," closes out this issue. Can't wait for you to experience it. Coming soon this fall!
August 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Slightly embarrassed to admit that I got a chart reading in Placidus that hit so hard it has generated an existential erisis about what I thought I knew about astrology, my birth chart, and my Self. But why am I on social media if not to say and do embarrassing things?
August 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Reposted by Lex Hesperus (he/they)
Chloe presented a workshop similar to this at North Star! We loved it. Check it out
this is happening today at 3:15pm pst!
you still have time to sign up and there will be a recording if you can't make the actual time :)
This free class is happening this Thursday at 3:15pm pst :)

Sign up here: chloe-margherita.com/Free-Romanci...
August 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Lex Hesperus (he/they)
this is happening today at 3:15pm pst!
you still have time to sign up and there will be a recording if you can't make the actual time :)
This free class is happening this Thursday at 3:15pm pst :)

Sign up here: chloe-margherita.com/Free-Romanci...
August 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“apple-LAY-she-ah-in” and “ap-la-chune” will haunt me
Been in 3 post offices today trying to find a package that got lost in the mail during Mercury rx and I will never be able to unhear all the varieties of ways that Oregonians have butchered “Appalachian” when buying the Appalachian Trail stamps
August 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Been in 3 post offices today trying to find a package that got lost in the mail during Mercury rx and I will never be able to unhear all the varieties of ways that Oregonians have butchered “Appalachian” when buying the Appalachian Trail stamps
August 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Encouraged a very funny friend of mine to make memes and she initially pushed back saying it feels trite to be funny right now. If it’s effective it’s worth taking seriously and if fascists are using it it’s likely effective. Don’t leave any tools on the table.
August 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I picked up the medications for my top surgery recovery today and that’s kinda wild
August 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM