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theletterbomber.bsky.social
ellie mueller 🪷
@theletterbomber.bsky.social
620 followers 50 following 43 posts
Liberté, Égalité, Sororité

creator of @ferrixpod.bsky.social

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theletterbomber.bsky.social
what are your star wars hot takes? (i will be responding to them, the more unhinged the better)
A promotional photo of Harrison Ford, dressed as Han Solo, in front of a white background. He's dressed in his blue-grey Empire Strikes Back outfit, and is holding his blaster out at arm's length, pointed back towards his head. On his face is a bemused expression.
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
if you can donate or share, it would mean the world to me. thank you.

tinyurl.com/StupidKiki
An edited flyer for a gofundme, tinyurl.com/StupidKiki, and cashapp $TheLetterbomber. The left side is an image of a small cat with stripes of black, grey, and light orange, and white feet and belly. She's standing with her side to the camera. She's on a shelf covered in Star Wars memorabilia, like a LEGO AT-AT, as well as various politics and philosophy books, in front of a wall with Star Wars posters, like for Andor. On the right side of the image is white text on a grungy black background: An electric blue arrow connects to the underlined word "THIS is Kiki. She is very stupid." Underneath is a zoomed image of a red rubber cartoon Octopus with a blue arrow connecting it to another zoomed-in thumbnail, an X-ray with a visible cat spine, and various innard shapes: as well as a white octopus-like silhouette. "Kiki swallowed this octopus eraser and it got stuck. They had to do surgery to her, but Kiki is 1 years old and has no money. PLEASE HELP KIKI by contributing to her surgery fund"
June 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
thrilled to say that the gofundme to fix Kiki's fucking stomach is already over HALFWAY!! thank you for all your help in donating and sharing, the outpouring of support has been overwhelming. i'm grateful to be friends and community members with people like you
A picture of a smallish tabby of vating colours of brown and orange with white feet and a white chest—she's rolled upside down, her big ears pressed into the green floor of a cat tree as she sticks out of a matching cubic shelter, one small paw up in the air in a playful way. She's lit in the dim yellow light of a nighttime lamp. A light mode screenshot of a GoFundMe page, titled "Help Our Stupid Kiki," with a cover photo of the same cat curled up with her eyes closed and her head to her foot, laying on a brown fuzzy blanket. At the bottom of the image is an informational section—$2745 raised of a $5k goal, 60 donations, 55% of the way there.
June 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
this is Kiki, you might recognize her from Daughters of Ferrix. she's very stupid and ate this octopus eraser whole, which got stuck in her tummy. the surgery fees are a lot, so if you're at all able to pitch in, like $5 or $10, or share this post, i would deeply appreciate it 🐙
An edited flyer for a gofundme, tinyurl.com/StupidKiki, and cashapp $TheLetterbomber. The left side is an image of a small cat with stripes of black, grey, and light orange, and white feet and belly. She's standing with her side to the camera. She's on a shelf covered in Star Wars memorabilia, like a LEGO AT-AT, as well as various politics and philosophy books, in front of a wall with Star Wars posters, like for Andor. On the right side of the image is white text on a grungy black background: An electric blue arrow connects to the underlined word "THIS is Kiki. She is very stupid." Underneath is a zoomed image of a red rubber cartoon Octopus with a blue arrow connecting it to another zoomed-in thumbnail, an X-ray with a visible cat spine, and various innard shapes: as well as a white octopus-like silhouette. "Kiki swallowed this octopus eraser and it got stuck. They had to do surgery to her, but Kiki is 1 years old and has no money. PLEASE HELP KIKI by contributing to her surgery fund"
June 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
sorry i haven't been online much lately, i blame the rising threat of global fascism
A blurry selfie of me, a white woman with blonde curly hair and grown-out brunette roots, worn down to touch my shoulders. I'm wearing a dark fitted shirt with slightly-visible texture and cutout shoulders over its long sleeves, cropped slightly over my belly button to expose my midriff over a chunky belt and black jeans. The photo is, again, blurry, my expression is wide-eyed and neutral, eyes painted with dark makeup and eyeliner, with pink blush on my cheeks and nose to match pink lip gloss. Around my neck is the line of a black choker and a silver chain, I'm evenly lit by a nearby daytime window, and behind me is a barely-visible wooden table on a blue rug.
December 10, 2024 at 8:34 PM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
friend was watching Attack of the Clones on thanksgiving and did Bail Organa SO DIRTY
A dark mode Discord screenshot, sender cropped out, message: "this guy looks lowkey like gru. " underneath is a photo of a television on a white living room console shelf with colourful drawers and decoration around it. On the screen is Bail Organa, played by Jimmy Smits, a man with a goatee and slicked-down hair wearing a black jacket and a grey turtleneck, speaking at someone off-camera in front of a reddish wall. The captions read: "[Speaking basic] Unfortunately, the debate is not over."
November 29, 2024 at 9:14 AM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
i LOVE baggy outfits cause you never know what i'm wearing underneath~
A mirror selfie of me, a white woman with bleach-blonde hair and dark roots, cut with bangs and tied up with two curly side pieces framing my face. I've got a full face of makeup, bold eyebrows, and around my neck a black woven hot topic choker. As pants I've got a pair of very baggy black cargo jeans, on my feet are red chucks. As a top I'm wearing a baggy zipperless hoodie in bright red, with a white-and-black block letter design reading, mirrored, "South Sevier 2020." behind my head is is a bright daytime window casting the image into slight shadow. My toes are pointed in, my hip is cocked slightly, I'm smiling with a bit of teeth and my free non-phone hand is inside the front hoodie pocket. Another mirror selfie of the same person in the same place. I've still got my hair up, the choker is still around my neck, but I'm wearing significantly less, exposing a thin, slightly toned body. Sheer black stockings held up with a chunky garter belt with round metal fixtures, a pair of equally sheer underwear highlighting the arch of my bare thighs and stomach. Covering my small breasts is a dark bra with a lace edge. My free hand is held up to place a thumb in my teeth absentmindedly, and I'm smiling more wickedly at the camera.
November 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
theletterbomber.bsky.social
ive been peer pressured and now i'm here i guess
A selfie of me, a white woman with bleach blonde hair and long, dark roots tied up and cut with bangs. I'm dressed in a baggy banana-yellow sweatshirt with a full face of makeup, bold eyebrows, dark eye makeup and very pink blush on my cheeks and the end of my nose. My free hand is placed on the opposite shoulder as a cradle in which a small tabby kitten sits sleepily. Her feet are white, she has dark stripes on her arm and forehead, with orange highlights on her cheeks and wrists. The photo is evenly lit by daylight from a nearby window.
November 16, 2024 at 4:50 PM