i made my bath too hot. now i feel like a boiled crab, slathered in butter, ready to he enjoyed 😋

ok one more Sam appreciation post

Happy Birthday Sam! I do it all 4 uuuuuuuuu 💖💖💖

walked my dog today. it's his birthday so I let him eat as much cat shit and grass as he wanted. i can't yell at him on his birthday. pls everyone wish Samantha a happy 6th birthday

Just got on this app whatsssss uppppp????