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Dedicated to smart, surprising Southern humor. We publish original writing and cartoons that reflect the richness and ridiculousness of life in the South, with fresh voices challenging tired stereotypes.
Jonathan Ellers writes about a summer farm job that went sideways, and does it with a sharp, self-aware sense of humor.

"Bales lie scattered like discarded corpses or lean against one another in the soggy heat like exhausted heavyweights in the fifteenth round."

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In Defense of Independent Contractors
A summer farm job in rural Kentucky becomes a lesson in power, fairness, and how easily workers can be blamed when authority goes unchecked.
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December 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Santa refused to put a bottle of whisky in my stocking, so my wife did. Which is why I sit on her lap now instead of Santa’s.
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Just heard someone talking about the beauty of virgin snow. I never hear people compliment the slut snow.
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A story about aging, clumsiness, and the day a perfect record finally came to an end.

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Confessions of a Coffee Balancer: A Near-Disaster
A humorous essay about aging, balance, and the day my long streak of perfectly balancing coffee on my knee finally came crashing down.
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December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
God Shops For Pants.

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God Shops For Pants
It was more of a lark than anything else, that day God decided to shop for pants.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Leghorn: Journal of Southern Humor is currently seeking submissions. Interested? Visit www.theleghorn.com/submissions
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September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM