A smooth sea 🌊never made a skilled sailor. ⛵️

I’m a gen Z BUT—and here’s where it gets spicy—I’m what the internet likes to call a “cusp baby” or part of the ✨Zillennial crew✨: born right on the edge between Millennials and Gen Z, specifically around ✨1997–2001.✨

Happy Birthday to me 🎂 I’m officially 25, which means I now come with lower back pain and unsolicited life advice. That’s a quarter-century of sheer brilliance, poor impulse control, and still not rich, famous, or emotionally stable.
But hey—at least I’m hot. 💅🏻✨🔥

I love how my job is literally life and death, yet somehow, the most stressful part of my day is when the coffee machine breaks.

Guess I’m a sucker for a man with a lot of emotions… and maybe a little bit of a temper problem.

So, here I am, listening to holiday music for what feels like the 47th century. I mean, I get it, the first few notes? Sure, they’re magical—“Jingle Bells,” “Deck the Halls,” it’s all very festive, very “I’m a happy person in December.”

I guess I took toothpicks off for granted. I mean, who knew that these little wooden wonders would leave me in my time of need? Like, here I am, living my best life, taking toothpicks for granted like they’re just… you know, everyday objects.

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Quanto è bello leggere? Il tempo rallenta, tutto sembra sereno e magico—solo tu, il libro, e la protagonista che lascia casualmente una scia di cadaveri come se fosse il suo lavoro a tempo pieno. Davvero poetico.

Every day, I wake up thinking, today’s the day I restore my faith in humanity. And then BAM! Someone eats spaghetti with a spoon, or calls a muffin a cupcake, or microwaves fish in the office or says “irregardless”, and it’s like… WHY? Why do you have to make it so hard? I’m trying here, people!

Happy birthday Twilight Princess! 💜✨️

#tloz #zelda #artpost

Remaining positive does not require constant happiness; it means trusting that even on the hardest days, brighter ones lie ahead.

The wise draw lessons from everything and everyone, the average learn only from their own experiences, while the foolish believe they already possess all the answers.

At times, the smallest step taken in the right direction becomes the most significant stride of your life.

⚡️Acknowledging that you have not yet reached the place you aspire to be is the first step toward transforming your life.💡

My husband told me that when we started talking, he saw I tweeted about how I’d fall in love with a man who didn’t use 3-in-1 shampoo. So what did he do? Went to the store THAT NIGHT to buy shampoo and conditioner because “he didn’t want to risk it.” L.a.m.o, priorities, right? 😂

#CoupleGoals

Does anyone else schedule their mental breakdowns or is that just me? Like, “Okay, Tuesday at 4 PM, let’s get it over with so I can enjoy my coffee after.”😂

Is there even a single person in Haikyuu who’s NOT attractive? I mean, it’s like the entire volleyball team got handpicked from a beauty pageant. 🏐 #Haikyuu #Volleyball #ImpossibleStandards