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“Zohran Mamdani was just a distraction to hide who the real communist is” said Chairman Sliwa, laughing hysterically.

A mass exodus of Capitalists and Landlords from New York is expected.
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Secretly communist candidate Curtis Sliwa declared winner of the New York mayoral election in a landslide victory
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
More Than 300 Cafes Go Bankrupt, After Nepal Bans 25 Social Media Including Instagram
September 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
President Donald Trump: Dead at 79
August 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
🚨🇧🇫 Ibrahim Traore has BANNED labubu in Burkina Faso
July 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Local cheater Tired of Cheating; Aspires to be Rich Enough to Have an “Affair”
July 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
NYC Mayoral Candidate Mamdani to Impose Shakira Law
June 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Heat Waves in NYC : An Antisemitic Conspiracy by The Global Islamo-Communist Cabal to Stop White Jews from Voting
June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
🔴BREAKING: Iran Carried Out a Precise Anti-Pedophile Operation in Israel With No Innocent Casualties
June 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
White Smoke on Tel-Aviv Confirms: A New Jeffery Epstein Have Been Chosen
June 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The scientists clarified, their fundings from Coca-Cola and Nestle did not influence this suggestion.
June 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Environmental scientists tell consumers “reuse condoms to save the planet”
June 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
20 Nepali Rhinos Leave for India in Search of Employment.
May 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Man Discovers Empathy at the Age of 30
May 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The Man Who Was Badly Beat Up by a Woman Trying to Mug Her, Accuses The Woman of Being Transgender.

“It is Not Fair That These Transgenders are Ruining Mugging, They Have an Unfair Biological Advantage,” Said The Man when Asked About The Incident.
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
American Students forced to Kneel and Worship Benjamin Netenyahu as Their Lord and Saviour.

Threats of Deportation to a Camp in El-Salvador so Good that Nobody Wants to Return, if Not Obliged.
April 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
🔴Breaking: The Penguins in Australia’s Uninhabited Islands Announce a Counter-Tariff Against the US as a Response to Trump’s Tariffs
April 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Satire Newspaper: 'The Onion' Sues Donald Trump for a Monopoly on Absurdity, Killing Competition in Satire
March 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
🔴Breaking: Israel Accuses Poland of Antisemitism for Arresting an Israeli Teenager for Doing the Nazi Salute in Auschwitz

“It was not a Nazi salute, just autistic heat of the moment,” Says Prime Minister Netenyahu
March 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
🔴BREAKING: Florida Man Who Got Charged for Severely Beating a 67 Year Old Nurse, Sues NBC news For Misreporting His Story

“I did not break every bone in that woman’s face, some of them were still intact,” Says the Man
March 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Canada to Prescribe Assisted Suicide for Gender Dysphoria.

Experts say: this will reduce the rate of regret of medical transitioning from 1% to 0, being incredibly beneficial to Trans people in Canada
February 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Youtuber Who Famously Made the YouTube Video Titled “Delay your inevitable suicide by 20 years, Computer science tutorial” Have Taken His Own Life at the age of 25
February 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
🟥BREAKING: 4 Israeli Women Seek Refuge in Gaza With Hamas to Save Themselves From Rape by Israeli Men
January 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“America should abandon it's military superiority and focus on being the best at more important things, such as magic. Yes magic. That is what I said” says President Trump
January 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
🟥BREAKING: North Korean Necromancy Used by Hamas to Allegedly Bring Back Their Assassinated Members
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM