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thelazerprincess.bsky.social
Lazer Princess
@thelazerprincess.bsky.social
Artist?
Writer?
Severely self depricating and probably deserve it.
Being trans hasnt helped.
On a serious note capitalism needs to be eradicated not trans people but america will never get that.
Religion breeds hate and perversion.
Please dont follow this account i am rarely on it it is tied to a phone that is wifi only and dying anyway.
March 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Please move to my new account i cant really use this one often (phone it is tied to is wifi only and our wifi got cut off cause miranda spends all our money on booze and cover charges cause she cant talk her way into clubs).
January 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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just realized the bad guy in "my kink is karma" video has the same hairstyle as miranda.
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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butch chicks want to be pirates. men want to be despotic rulers and sadistic jerks.
she didn't appreciate my analysis and said "leave me alone" again. is funny how every time i make a good point thats her reaction almost like she just cannot handle anyone seeing things differently from her.
January 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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played the princess bride for the baby. told miranda i did and baby liked it but it was making me cry she said:
why?
i said:
its a fun adventure to her to me its a total lesbian fantasy.
she said: what ate you talking about theres no lesbians in it!
im like:
femme girls want to be princesses.
January 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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baby has blippi on and he's got meekah(sp?) on but its the second meekah and I'm like i cant tell one blippi from another but the obvious difference in the appearance of the meekahs is distracting af.
January 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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David Lynch died?
want to plant ears in random fields for some reason.
also cant help remember last time drumpf got his way a bunch of really cool people died too. Kissinger wasn't enough we need more bad guys dying and fewer visionary artists.
January 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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found this notecard miranda left (she scattered dozens around the apartment) when she finally went to rehab due largely to my pushing her to-she had developed a heart condition from the pain pills.
funniest thing ive ever seen in light of her recent drunken abusive behavior.
January 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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why was i going to the trouble to get her miranda specific presents relating to her avowed interests? she gave me a fucking ironing board as a wrapped and bowed present. don't aim for my head there is clearly nothing in it.
January 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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food was good. some of the other customers were nice. think it was a birthday.
oh had to really clean up apartment cause of cps-neighbor called about miranda being drunk and abusing me- and i found one of the few bday or xmas gifts she gave me over the 10 years:an ironing board. yeah so like
January 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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we both look terrible why did i ever think any of this was a good idea. only thing i can think it was before old jk went full on terf and she kinda looked like a butch chick Dudley Durnsley and i found that amusing? ugh but yeah her smile isnt joyous is it? its almost malicious when you really look
January 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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is just that petty and transphobic.
January 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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person who can prove me wrong about yall being intrinsically inclined to hating us. also be nice to be able to eat even if i have nowhere to sleep. and yeah when miranda is working i am still on the hook to basically babysit the child i love whom miranda is teaching to call me "dad" because she
January 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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www.varagesale.com/store/emilys...
so yeah i REALLY need money super bad and i know not a selling point but id rather not die when i have to spend monday-wednesday homeless because a neighbor called CPS about my ex being drunk and abusive towards me cause you know cis people be bigotting.
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January 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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why cant i go to my favorite club anymore? for months nary a line on any saturday. the last three weeks its around the corner every time i show up. what happened? and theyre all super normie too. light blue hoodies and khaki slacks have replaced black dye jobs and sisters of mercy tees. 😭😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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just dont know the proper way to express "i want to read you absurdist poetry while you eat me out" to girls in a dance club...
January 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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frustrating and depressing how many girls keep saying im beautiful but when i go to dance with them they havent got the time of day for me. giving up going home to drink more wine cry and wear out the toy i hot miranda who never even tried it on me i guess.
January 19, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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why does it say 7 followers when theres only 2? its like how girls at clubs keep saying im beautiful but only like 10% of them drag me off to use me the way i want. get your shit together bluesky and women of portland!
January 19, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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funk me im STILL all amped up and wet thank you martie and whatever your name was after her. any trans accepting dykes in portland want a free ride real quick?
January 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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my name is emily and i am a lesbian slut. and fuck your higher power and twelve steps ima do it more!
January 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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so i guess what i really want most sexually is to be grabbed and pushed into a bathroom at a club and fingered vigorously by random women?
i kinda suspected but yeah suspicions confirmed.🤷‍♀️
needs to happen more often is all im saying tired of being depressed and unsaticefied in this the only life i
January 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Cops say "we'll look into it". White male roughly 6 feet tall in a brown hoodie jeans and ragged sneakers is vague enough there is little hope theyll find anything.
January 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
When the featured player invites you the show and the effing doorman makes you wait in line until an hour into the show so you give up and go home cause fuck people. Youre so clever tricking an autistic trans woman into thinking youre a friend.
January 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Dunno why i waited on them but i like falling in reverse. Its like someone put mcr and hair metal in a blender.🤷‍♀️
January 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One follwer below the number i need to get #presidentelon 's attention and see if hell throw some money away on me instead if buying republicans and dying social media sites!
January 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM