So swell of my tummy to remind me it’s there by trying to jump out of my ass.

All electric vehicles look like some kid’s “cars in the future” homework assignment.

Glided my way out of the door after the best meal I’ve had in months. The amount of grease on the floor of a Mexican restaurant is directly proportional to how delicious the food will be.

Ah, shit! I forgot I had an account here.