Lauryn Petrie
@thelaurynpetrie.bsky.social
Comedian, Podcaster, Writer, Sober, Ex Drug Addict, Ex autopsy assistant💀
Podcast: Alien Murder Sex available wherever you listen to podcasts and on YouTube!
Shows: The Traumedy Hour & Satanic Solstice Variety Show
Podcast: Alien Murder Sex available wherever you listen to podcasts and on YouTube!
Shows: The Traumedy Hour & Satanic Solstice Variety Show
Lost my job yesterday, laid off. Need some help in the interim, if you can help please do
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December 12, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Lost my job yesterday, laid off. Need some help in the interim, if you can help please do
gofund.me/4007fe7d
gofund.me/4007fe7d
Are the gray aliens really “eating” our souls? The idea is the more pain and suffering we endure the more appetizing our “souls” are. They look at us like aged wine. Doomed to cycles of reincarnation & pain until we are “drinkable”.
youtu.be/ItRiw2HwvF0?...
youtu.be/ItRiw2HwvF0?...
Aliens are here, and they're not our friends, John Lear says -- Part 1
Aliens are here, and they're not our friends, John Lear says -- Part 1
youtu.be
January 8, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Are the gray aliens really “eating” our souls? The idea is the more pain and suffering we endure the more appetizing our “souls” are. They look at us like aged wine. Doomed to cycles of reincarnation & pain until we are “drinkable”.
youtu.be/ItRiw2HwvF0?...
youtu.be/ItRiw2HwvF0?...
New headshots by the wildly talented Rachel Rival
January 7, 2024 at 9:49 PM
New headshots by the wildly talented Rachel Rival
I’ve never had so much fun screaming about gas station boner pills on X-mass night! Thanks #purechaoscomedy!
January 7, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I’ve never had so much fun screaming about gas station boner pills on X-mass night! Thanks #purechaoscomedy!
@malorienil.bsky.social only you sound understand how great/terrible this edit is
January 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
@malorienil.bsky.social only you sound understand how great/terrible this edit is
Can you see my profile picture? It keeps saving but I can’t see it
July 15, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Can you see my profile picture? It keeps saving but I can’t see it
I just found out that I’ve dated multiple schizophrenic people .
Another family reached out and said “yeah, he was finally diagnosed”
I just thought they were “imaginative and fun.”
Also. I was on hard drugs and they made me look like the responsible one.
Another family reached out and said “yeah, he was finally diagnosed”
I just thought they were “imaginative and fun.”
Also. I was on hard drugs and they made me look like the responsible one.
July 15, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I just found out that I’ve dated multiple schizophrenic people .
Another family reached out and said “yeah, he was finally diagnosed”
I just thought they were “imaginative and fun.”
Also. I was on hard drugs and they made me look like the responsible one.
Another family reached out and said “yeah, he was finally diagnosed”
I just thought they were “imaginative and fun.”
Also. I was on hard drugs and they made me look like the responsible one.
The original theme song is better than ANY of the new Unsolved Mysteries episodes.
July 15, 2023 at 2:50 AM
The original theme song is better than ANY of the new Unsolved Mysteries episodes.