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Your weird, old English teacher - the one with the snacks. I like public schools, my stinky children, and city walking (in the direction of food). Help my class: https://tinyurl.com/Belldonors
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Ridiculously proud of this xenomorph costume that I MADE WITH MY HANDS (and lots of cardstock) for my lil baby boy.
Back view of small boy in black xenomorph mask and tail. Side view of small boy wearing folded-paper xenomorph head and black tail
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
thelaurenbell.bsky.social
How is it even legal to sell cookies in this stale-enator packaging in the year 2025?
Golden sandwich cookies in a stupid plastic tray in an even stupider non-resealable foil bag.
July 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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My poor mom is grandma-ing so hard for these three little weirdos at the Statue of Liberty.
July 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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In gentle, normie news: Teacher Sits Down at Home to Celebrate Summer, Continuing 14 Year Annual Tradition
June 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Happy Sunday from Gay Ridge in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn.
7 layer rainbow donut with chocolate frosting and colorful heart sprinkles Coney Island USA table with Tilly pride buttons, donut, and gay popcorn from Bay Ridge Cares Small dog wearing hat and rainbow ribbon jacket, held by man in black shirt
June 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
thelaurenbell.bsky.social
Inside you, there are two cats. One is evil...and then good. One is...neutral? He has weird vibes. Also, they're both named Peter, which is pretty wild because I have never met a single cat named Peter. Not one.
February 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Doomscrolling pause: look at the cozy fort my kids built!
Interior of kids fort with pink sheet as roof, cardboard walls, many pink pillows, plastic swords, and a pink and orange peace sign blanket as floor.
February 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Happy Do-Anything-To-Stave-Off-The-Horror Day. My kids and I built a 2 ft tall volcano.
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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I want to believe in the rescuing abilities...😬
January 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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"Why are you so slow at grading?" they whine...
Quizzical lady sideeyes camera while petting handsome gray cat Beautiful gray long-haired cat sits and stares as he contemplates leaving my lap.
January 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I can't explain it, but I really love this ad.
Serious woman in bright yellow cowboy outfit stares at camera from atop white horse with pink reins.
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 PM