Gary
@thelatrines.bsky.social
Ah the lower pond. It took ages to get that blue/green glow just right.
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ah the lower pond. It took ages to get that blue/green glow just right.
Nothing to do with me. I don't do bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Nothing to do with me. I don't do bullshit.
I wondered why you were fishing about in the upper pond.
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I wondered why you were fishing about in the upper pond.
She's not welcome here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
She's not welcome here.
Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends.
It also covers all the rides and entertainment.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It also covers all the rides and entertainment.
As long as you pay the entrance fee.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As long as you pay the entrance fee.
He's not an assistant. He's an interloper who knows fuck all about shit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
He's not an assistant. He's an interloper who knows fuck all about shit.
That’s no fun. We love to show visitors around. Some of our pits are so deep they decompose before they hit the bottom.
I say decompose, dissolve would be more accurate.
I say decompose, dissolve would be more accurate.
October 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That’s no fun. We love to show visitors around. Some of our pits are so deep they decompose before they hit the bottom.
I say decompose, dissolve would be more accurate.
I say decompose, dissolve would be more accurate.
And you are whom? The latrines are internally managed and if you want to take issue with that we’ll be more that happy to give you a tour.
October 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
And you are whom? The latrines are internally managed and if you want to take issue with that we’ll be more that happy to give you a tour.
Erm .... I don't have a wall.
October 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Erm .... I don't have a wall.
Who? There's only me and the cat.
October 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Who? There's only me and the cat.
I'll have you know we have the finest auto-filling latrine rag dispensers in the land!
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I'll have you know we have the finest auto-filling latrine rag dispensers in the land!
Oh come come. We'll make you very welcome. We can have afternoon tea.
October 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh come come. We'll make you very welcome. We can have afternoon tea.
Ya think so do you?
September 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Ya think so do you?
He can fuck right off!
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
He can fuck right off!
Oh I do love pastures new.
September 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh I do love pastures new.
If he fucks about in the Latrines, he gets harmed. Quite harmed. The both of you have been warned.
September 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If he fucks about in the Latrines, he gets harmed. Quite harmed. The both of you have been warned.
He'll quickly join them if he tries.
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
He'll quickly join them if he tries.
The bridge has been demolished for contravening Latrine planning permission.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, builds shit round here except me.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, builds shit round here except me.
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The bridge has been demolished for contravening Latrine planning permission.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, builds shit round here except me.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, builds shit round here except me.
I'll have you know I run an exquisitely fragranced latrine.
September 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I'll have you know I run an exquisitely fragranced latrine.